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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8100 on: November 19, 2017, 06:22:33 am »
Quote from: EnigmaticHat on November 18, 2017, 03:31:49 pm
Do you get to write messages to the customers?  Your coworker totally should have responded with "use lube."

Sadly no, there are a few times when I wish we could, either to apologise to people for getting a crappy item that should never have been sold as new in the condition it was in or to tell them they were being a stupid pillock.

An example of the latter would be when someone sent back a kettle commenting that there was no electric base (the base part that plugs into the wall that you stick the kettle on top of, y'know the thing) in the box when they opened it. The base was inside the kettle with the cord wrapped around it. They hadn't even thought to check the inside of the kettle before sending the thing back.
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There once was a dwarf in a cave,
who many would consider brave.
With a head like a block
he went out for a sock,
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8101 on: November 21, 2017, 09:27:41 am »
Spoiler: #ART (click to show/hide)

I'd totally have this on my wall.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8102 on: November 21, 2017, 09:01:58 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8103 on: November 22, 2017, 04:26:47 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8104 on: November 22, 2017, 04:54:15 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8105 on: November 22, 2017, 08:02:28 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8106 on: November 23, 2017, 01:46:53 am »
Quote from: Shook on November 22, 2017, 08:02:28 pm
now is tym to poomp the mooskles

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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
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Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8107 on: November 23, 2017, 03:31:05 am »
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HE GOT HUMAN HANDS HE GOT HUMAN HANDS
I DON'T TRUST HIM
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8108 on: November 23, 2017, 07:47:55 pm »
Wore one of my most satanic shirts to the Christian op-shop I'm set to begin a period of indentured servitude (read: "work for the dole") at starting next week.

It's a small revenge considering the sheer drudgery of the whole affair, but at least it made things amusingly uncomfortable. Sadly this place apparently has a uniform unlike the ones I've had to work at in the past, but I'm glad I made the most of this opportunity.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8109 on: November 23, 2017, 10:07:11 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8110 on: November 23, 2017, 10:16:44 pm »
Quote from: BlackHeartKabal on November 23, 2017, 10:07:11 pm
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I don't get what's funny about tha... Oh wait, the typo, the Edgehog, lol. 
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8111 on: November 24, 2017, 04:51:29 pm »
Father: It's getting dark rather early... I think it's going to rain.
Mother: No, it's just evening.
Dozebom: It can't be evening, it's 3:43. It's just afternoon.
Father: Alexa, what time does the sun set?
Alexa: Sunset is at 4:31 PM.
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Father: Alexa, what's wrong with [Generic Midwestern State]?
Alexa: I'm sorry, I don't know what went wrong.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8112 on: November 24, 2017, 09:11:13 pm »
All the corn is probably a big part of it
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8113 on: November 24, 2017, 10:48:01 pm »
As a Midwesterner I can assure you, corn isn't the problem.

It's the soybeans' fault.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8076 guffaws and counting
« Reply #8114 on: November 24, 2017, 11:08:00 pm »
Heh, among my friends I'm apparently obsessed with corn.  Though I always argue that it's a very American obsession.
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