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[Reelya]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/on-the-road/angry-mcdonalds-nuggets-man-charged-with-drink-driving-after-ordering-200-hash-browns/news-story/ec3f4e9414f676904fd1203ba440a461

A guy went through a McDonald's drive through early in the morning, flipped his shit because chicken McNuggets weren't on the breakfast menu, then did four laps through the drive-thru and ordered 200 hash browns. The police were then called and found him to be over the limit (breath test) now he has no drivers license.

[AzyWng]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/on-the-road/angry-mcdonalds-nuggets-man-charged-with-drink-driving-after-ordering-200-hash-browns/news-story/ec3f4e9414f676904fd1203ba440a461

A guy went through a McDonald's drive through early in the morning, flipped his shit because chicken McNuggets weren't on the breakfast menu, then did four laps through the drive-thru and ordered 200 hash browns. The police were then called and found him to be over the limit (breath test) now he has no drivers license.

I think one of my favorite parts is the caption of the photo at the very end, where they just note that McDonald's increased the price of its hash browns...

Dunkey is the master of abusing the MGSV engine to hillarious effect

I don't know if I'm more impressed that they coded the electrocution mechanic at the end, or that anyone found out about it.

Who do you think was the most killdest guy?

[Eric Blank]

The puppy just stuffed her face full of kibble, like half the bowl, puked it up because she ate it too fast, and then ate it again. And she had to chew it the second time too.

Im still not convinced this is actually a bulldog and not a walking trash can, but who am i to judge a dog by what it eats?

[EnigmaticHat]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/on-the-road/angry-mcdonalds-nuggets-man-charged-with-drink-driving-after-ordering-200-hash-browns/news-story/ec3f4e9414f676904fd1203ba440a461

A guy went through a McDonald's drive through early in the morning, flipped his shit because chicken McNuggets weren't on the breakfast menu, then did four laps through the drive-thru and ordered 200 hash browns. The police were then called and found him to be over the limit (breath test) now he has no drivers license.

I think one of my favorite parts is the caption of the photo at the very end, where they just note that McDonald's increased the price of its hash browns...

Dunkey is the master of abusing the MGSV engine to hillarious effect

I don't know if I'm more impressed that they coded the electrocution mechanic at the end, or that anyone found out about it.

Who do you think was the most killdest guy?

I would have to say the guy who got blown up and then shot in midair.

actually

now I know I said the other guy was the killdest guy of all time...

[Helgoland]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/on-the-road/angry-mcdonalds-nuggets-man-charged-with-drink-driving-after-ordering-200-hash-browns/news-story/ec3f4e9414f676904fd1203ba440a461

A guy went through a McDonald's drive through early in the morning, flipped his shit because chicken McNuggets weren't on the breakfast menu, then did four laps through the drive-thru and ordered 200 hash browns. The police were then called and found him to be over the limit (breath test) now he has no drivers license.

Heh, at first I thought this was gonna be about how some recent mass shooting started.

After I realized my mistake, I looked at the thread name. I thought for a second, and then figured it wouldn't even have been inappropriate by now.

[hector13]

Playing the CoD WWII campaign, finished it.

Protagonist has a brother named Paul they idolize. Despite the supporting cast referring to the protagonist as Daniels throughout the game, it did not occur to me that their brother was Paul Daniels until the end, when the name appeared on the brother’s gravestone.

A somber moment, and I’m chuckling to myself because a famous UK magician of the ‘80s and ‘90s name is on a gravestone.

[EnigmaticHat]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/on-the-road/angry-mcdonalds-nuggets-man-charged-with-drink-driving-after-ordering-200-hash-browns/news-story/ec3f4e9414f676904fd1203ba440a461

A guy went through a McDonald's drive through early in the morning, flipped his shit because chicken McNuggets weren't on the breakfast menu, then did four laps through the drive-thru and ordered 200 hash browns. The police were then called and found him to be over the limit (breath test) now he has no drivers license.

Heh, at first I thought this was gonna be about how some recent mass shooting started.

After I realized my mistake, I looked at the thread name. I thought for a second, and then figured it wouldn't even have been inappropriate by now.

I don't think we've ever had a mass shooting like that thank god.  They all seem to be premeditated.

What we do get, is really funny news stories beginning with "florida man" or "florida woman."  http://ktla.com/2017/08/18/cops-florida-man-told-mcdonalds-ice-cream-machine-broken-pulls-out-weapon/

Seriously just google "florida man" + any search term you like.  Its great.  Literally any random word you like, you'll get something funny (or occasionally tragic).

[Eric Blank]

Florida Man Being Chased By Police Asks 911 To Call Donald Trump
HuffPost
23 hours ago


Florida man accused of beating up friend after he eats his pizza
Palm Beach Post
2 days ago

GPD: Man robs bank, goes to KFC with bag of money - News - - Gainesville, FL
www.gainesville.com › news › gpd-man-...
He just wanted some fucking chicken

Florida man howled in street, climbed onto roof of home. He thought he was meeting a DEA agent
Bradenton Herald - 2 days ago
Some good meth eh

[Grim Portent]

Working in Amazons returns department, start processing package.

Open it up without really paying attention, yeah that's the thing on the screen, looks like a flask or something, open the box, looks fine, double check the items description;

It's a penis pump. Ok... first sex thing I've gotten that wasn't just a pack of unopened condoms that never reached the customer.

Customer comment was 'this item is not working.' Made me chuckle. 

[Rolan7]

Apply directly to fore-head.

[AzyWng]

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in pump, please advise. Over.

[JimboM12]

srsly, how long did the dude/person have this before returning it

[Grim Portent]

I didn't inspect the pump much, just processed it to be unsellable and sent it on it's way because I'm pretty sure one of them falls under our rough policy of not reselling used items that are hygene hazards.

I suspect that it had lost it's seal, like the hose had torn or similar. Still made me chuckle because it was a fun little moment.

On my first day at the job I got told about a return of a dildo with the customer comment being 'It hurt,' and a bit later on I got told by a coworker that he got a whole box of used dildos with the comment being 'not big enough, send bigger.'

[EnigmaticHat]

Do you get to write messages to the customers?  Your coworker totally should have responded with "use lube."

[scourge728]

I was watching a video that ended on club penguin and saw this, Neopets, will outlast, neopets will outlive, neopets will be the last game on the internet