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[TempAcc]

Spoiler: horp dorp im a fosh (click to show/hide)

You damn foshist

[AzyWng]

Spoiler: horp dorp im a fosh (click to show/hide)

You damn foshist

Don't make him fosh his hand!

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

I was derping around in adventure mode and I found a dwarf hillock with a bunch of passed out dwarves. I found the mayor and methodically removed all of his clothes and hid them. Accidentally, I hit him. He woke up and tried to punch me after asking "Can I help you?". The mental image of this little naked drunken mayor flailing around with his fists and trying to be polite at the same time was absolutely hilarious.
Also, Mr Tongo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeS_lZySMf8, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcicOBS9mBU

CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU, YOU FUCKING MADMAN, COMING IN HERE AND FUCKING PUNCHING ME, HOW'S THE WEATHER TODAY

[AzyWng]

"I'm using the anime box here - better than the normal box.

Also - the best intro to a "many deaths of" video ever.

[TD1]

Hey, look, some guy commented on it with the exact same profile picture as you, isn't that a coinci....

Oh.

[Rolan7]

"I'm using the anime box here - better than the normal box.

Glorious pro stelth strats.  Good job pupper.

Also - the best intro to a "many deaths of" video ever.

Spoiler: You!  (Or close enough) (click to show/hide)

[AzyWng]

"Death glides silently on gossamer-soft wings, but her touch is harsh!"

I do so please hope you recognize the site where this appeared as a caption...

Alternately: DEATH TO THE VACUUM CLEANER!

My second-favorite part of the video has to be when the player carried Maggie's unconscious body to the broken bridge. Apparently drowning someone is an everyday occurrence in the Deus Ex PRC.

[Rolan7]

Hehe.  Apparently.

Alternately: DEATH TO THE VACUUM CLEANER!

Some Bay12er recently posted a Deus Ex wrongplay which... to be honest, is usually fairly standard, and it's voiceless with captions.  Which demands a lot from the typical listener.

Still, their experience at Unatco headquarters was sequence breaking, inane, and surprisingly hilarious at certain times.  If you're willing to accept some investment...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjezjz0XmGQ&list=PL7C71E6B445FEBE37&index=5

[AzyWng]

Hehe.  Apparently.

Alternately: DEATH TO THE VACUUM CLEANER!

Some Bay12er recently posted a Deus Ex wrongplay which... to be honest, is usually fairly standard, and it's voiceless with captions.  Which demands a lot from the typical listener.

Still, their experience at Unatco headquarters was sequence breaking, inane, and surprisingly hilarious at certain times.  If you're willing to accept some investment...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjezjz0XmGQ&list=PL7C71E6B445FEBE37&index=5

Holy crap.

That's the same walkthrough that I posted about in this thread barely three days ago.

Or maybe I didn't post about it, but I actually have watched the walkthrough. It's a source of some really great quotes that I have snipped in my "Voices Of The Net" collection (link in my sig). Absolutely shameless advertising is absolutely shameless.

Some of these quotes include:

Strange, I didn't think this bar served shots.
Take that box!
Manderly, stop shanking Shannon and speak to me dammit!
NSF: Noitoriously [sic] Stupid Folk

[Rolan7]

I don't really care who posted what, but his wry sense of humor is perfect for the games he covers.  Thief 1/2 is how I found him so long ago, but Deus Ex 1 and... HR, good stuff.

He spent most of his effort on Ultima, which I never played myself, but from what I hear it's better this way.

His take on Oblivion and Fallout NV are pretty good too, I guess.  (I might be biased because I legit liked those game, but I liked his wrongplays anyway (and he made some good points))
His take on Morrowind as a Khajiit is *actually* just good.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Don't forget the best Doom mod of all time. (And reviews.)

[Rolan7]

You mean the worst, or the one that caused the maximal amount of rage due to breaking all the rules in every way possible, becoming the most famous mod short of the one made by an actual mass-murderer.

1:31 - Oh gods, is this his voice?
I was not ready for this, o-oh

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You might also appreciate Secrets of Morrowind and Secrets of Morrowind II.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Anybody ever in the history of the world try to engrave a wall made out of bricks?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relief#/media/File:Borobudur_Relief_Panel_I.b119,_0972.jpg

Spoiler: Even better (click to show/hide)

Those poor children.

If your ball lands in a dark wizard's yard, better just to get a new one.

[Arx]

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.