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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1838511 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7442 on: May 04, 2017, 02:37:14 pm »

My friends have taken to calling my car the Mid-Life-Crisis-Mobile.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7443 on: May 04, 2017, 09:18:20 pm »

My friends have taken to calling my car the Mid-Life-Crisis-Mobile.

Is this because you've had one in buying the car, or sorely need one because of the car?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7444 on: May 05, 2017, 08:04:19 am »

My friends have taken to calling my car the Mid-Life-Crisis-Mobile.

Is this because you've had one in buying the car, or sorely need one because of the car?
I'm a 33 year old man who is twice divorced, back to chasing skirts, and now drives a souped up convertible.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7445 on: May 05, 2017, 10:01:06 am »

A masterpiece from Cyanide and Happiness.
*claps like the patient, except without the trailing off at the end*
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7446 on: May 05, 2017, 09:04:20 pm »

Grimith's Daggerfall streams get to be pretty trippy and hilarious.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7447 on: May 06, 2017, 05:55:56 pm »

Quote from: King James Programming
Of his own will begat he us with the tools to construct a symbol.

And it almost makes sense! Symbols are one of the defining features of intelligence, so if God really did create people and their minds, he must have given us the tools (mental infrastructure) to construct symbols.

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« Last Edit: May 06, 2017, 06:08:53 pm by Dozebôm Lolumzalěs »
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Quote from: King James Programming
...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
Quote from: Salvané Descocrates
The only difference between me and a fool is that I know that I know only that I think, therefore I am.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7448 on: May 06, 2017, 06:53:03 pm »

Spoiler: horp dorp im a fosh (click to show/hide)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7449 on: May 06, 2017, 07:04:21 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7450 on: May 07, 2017, 03:07:17 am »

Looks like a really comfy hat to me.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7451 on: May 08, 2017, 02:45:43 am »

Boy, what a wondrous game I dug out from "Other Games" section! Also, "patron" (Cyrillic "Патрон") in the Russian language means "bullet", as in "a (singular) bullet". If it's "patroni*", then it means bullets/ammo in the plural. I explain all of this because people in that thread couldn't figure out why it's "patron" instead of "ammo". Again, "developer" probably has a poor grasp of Russian too, because "patroni" would be correct due to being plural instead of singular "patron".

*(Cyrillic "Патроны", "i" at the end is pronounced as in "rosEs")


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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7452 on: May 08, 2017, 05:16:05 am »

Could be a loanword from German - there's plenty of those, especially among technological and scientific terms. 'Patrone' is German for 'cartridge'.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7453 on: May 08, 2017, 12:14:21 pm »

Quote from: JoCo
You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves

I'm literally collapsing. Be civil, alright? I've put up with a lot of your incivility, and also I have a lot of wolves.
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Quote from: King James Programming
...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
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The only difference between me and a fool is that I know that I know only that I think, therefore I am.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7630 laugfs and counting
« Reply #7454 on: May 08, 2017, 12:25:01 pm »

I was derping around in adventure mode and I found a dwarf hillock with a bunch of passed out dwarves. I found the mayor and methodically removed all of his clothes and hid them. Accidentally, I hit him. He woke up and tried to punch me after asking "Can I help you?". The mental image of this little naked drunken mayor flailing around with his fists and trying to be polite at the same time was absolutely hilarious.
Also, Mr Tongo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeS_lZySMf8, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcicOBS9mBU
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