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TheDarkStar

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6570 on: October 19, 2016, 09:22:48 am »

The words you never want to hear while eating jerky when slumming with a cannibal: "That's not beef." Centipede, 4.1
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Just remember: Deep down, every cannibal has a tiny bit of humanity inside. ;D
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Don't die; it's bad for your health!

it happened it happened it happen im so hyped to actually get attacked now

Calidovi

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6571 on: October 19, 2016, 09:33:44 pm »

psat memes are funny but i signed a contract that prohibited exactly this

i am a true lawbreaker
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6572 on: October 21, 2016, 12:22:04 am »

What's the context of that?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6573 on: October 21, 2016, 12:29:18 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6575 on: October 21, 2016, 06:15:25 am »

What's the context of that?

I think it's footage from the Trump-Clinton dinner.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6576 on: October 21, 2016, 07:38:56 am »

youtube pls
say that all without running out of breath

i dare you


also
>184 videos

woah heckin nelly
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6577 on: October 21, 2016, 08:06:50 am »

youtube pls
say that all without running out of breath

i dare you


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>184 videos

woah heckin nelly
I KNOW RIGHT?

That's some serious dedication.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6578 on: October 21, 2016, 03:54:18 pm »



The Game of Thrones mod for Crusader Kings 2 really is a treat.
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On the offchance they can, I know who I want my daddy to be
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6579 on: October 21, 2016, 05:46:23 pm »

something something incest is already a part of the game something something
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6580 on: October 22, 2016, 02:15:26 pm »

Haha, that crazy Linux-troll got banned, no surprises there.

He was sort of amusing, after a while. I'd gladly see him have a go at some die-hard Windows fanatics---in a confined space far away from B12, that is.
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Dozebôm Lolumzalìs

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6581 on: October 22, 2016, 10:42:23 pm »

Quote from: Conservapedia
If each of the following 45 counterexamples to an Old Earth has merely a 10% chance of being valid, then the probability that the Earth is billions of years old is only 1%. In other words, the Earth must be young with a likelihood of 99%. [emphasis not mine]

Oh, by the four hells. You pulled that number out of your arse. "Let us assume that I am correct. From that, we can deduce that I am correct. QED."

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Scientists, who have been extremely eager to promote the idea of black hole existence, have shown a strong aversion to the white hole theory, even though, like a white hole, a black hole has never been observed directly. This may reflect an anti-creation bias on the part of scientists who are uncomfortable with the idea that matter and energy can be created outside of what scientific theories dictate should happen.
1. Conflating creation of matter with creation of the Universe
2. What the hell? Yes, we're sticking with the Laws of Thermodynamics Law of Conservation, you got a problem with that?

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Exact conservation of energy and momentum are cornerstones of physics. If they weren't valid, the way the universe works would be radically altered.

Bwahaha! You have contradicted yourself!

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Some liberal politicians have extrapolated the theory of relativity to metaphorically justify their own political agendas. For example, Democratic President Barack Obama helped publish an article by liberal law professor Laurence Tribe to apply the relativistic concept of "curvature of space" to promote a broad legal right to abortion.[69] As of June 2008, over 170 law review articles have cited this liberal application of the theory of relativity to legal arguments.[70] Applications of the theory of relativity to change morality have also been common.[71] Moreover, there is an unmistakable effort to censor or ostracize criticism of relativity.[72]

My sides are vibrating at a dangerous frequency

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Fact: The Republican Party was founded primarily to oppose slavery, and Republicans eventually abolished slavery. The Democratic Party fought them and tried to maintain and expand slavery. The 13th Amendment, abolishing slavery, passed in 1865 with 100% Republican support but only 23% Democrat support in congress.

SOMEBODY HASN'T HEARD OF TEH CLUSTERFUCK THAT IS POLITICS

THE DEMS AND REPS LITERALLY SWITCHED POSITION

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Proof of a Young Earth
Science & Discovery

    A stalemate of significant and valid discoveries in the last several decades.[68]

WUT

I CANNOT EVEN

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All liberals support the following political positions and practices[6]:

    Slavery

Can you say "demonize"?

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The claim that E=mc² has never yielded anything of value

and then

this

is the best
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6582 on: October 22, 2016, 10:57:19 pm »

Ah, Conservapedia, also known as Poe's Law: The Website
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6583 on: October 23, 2016, 01:21:16 am »

Yeah, it actually saddens I can't connect to the site to browse and laugh at it, because IP addresses from Finland are blocked for being from a liberal nazi commie land. :P
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SirQuiamus

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6584 on: October 23, 2016, 02:20:55 am »

Quote from: Conservapedia
If each of the following 45 counterexamples to an Old Earth has merely a 10% chance of being valid, then the probability that the Earth is billions of years old is only 1%. In other words, the Earth must be young with a likelihood of 99%. [emphasis not mine]
Ahhh... sweet Bayesian rationality...
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