Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 436 437 [438] 439 440 ... 884

Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1845236 times)

Calidovi

  • Bay Watcher
  • agnus dei
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6555 on: October 15, 2016, 11:47:24 am »
im pretty sure original sin is a thing in christianity, so babbies wont work

jesus himself needs to cast the first stone, but vengefulness and violence is sin, so he can only throw one rock
Logged

Harry Baldman

  • Bay Watcher
  • What do I care for your suffering?
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6556 on: October 15, 2016, 11:53:12 am »
Quote from: Calidovi on October 15, 2016, 11:47:24 am
im pretty sure original sin is a thing in christianity, so babbies wont work

jesus himself needs to cast the first stone, but vengefulness and violence is sin, so he can only throw one rock

No no, original sin isn't a thing anymore because Jesus got a pardon for it, realizing you couldn't use his preferred execution method of babby catapult if it was still a thing.
Logged

Teneb

  • Bay Watcher
  • (they/them) Penguin rebellion
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6557 on: October 15, 2016, 12:08:53 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on October 15, 2016, 11:53:12 am
Quote from: Calidovi on October 15, 2016, 11:47:24 am
im pretty sure original sin is a thing in christianity, so babbies wont work

jesus himself needs to cast the first stone, but vengefulness and violence is sin, so he can only throw one rock
No no, original sin isn't a thing anymore because Jesus got a pardon for it, realizing you couldn't use his preferred execution method of babby catapult if it was still a thing.
Alternatively, since sin only applies to humans, train a monkey to throw the first stone.
Logged
Monstrous Manual: D&D in DF
Quote from: Tack
What if “slammed in the ass by dead philosophers” is actually the thing which will progress our culture to the next step?

Calidovi

  • Bay Watcher
  • agnus dei
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6558 on: October 15, 2016, 12:10:03 pm »
weve found it men

now train that monkey to administer lethal injections and we are holy men
Logged

Arx

  • Bay Watcher
  • Iron within, iron without.
    • View Profile
    • Art!
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6559 on: October 16, 2016, 02:49:01 pm »
I'm not quite sure why I find this so funny, but...

Quote from: r/shittydarksouls header
You are not a member of this community. Please respect that by killing urself.
Logged

I am on Discord as Arx#2415.
Hail to the mind of man! / Fire in the sky
I've been waiting for you / On this day we die.

AzyWng

  • Bay Watcher
  • Just one of many
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6560 on: October 16, 2016, 04:39:33 pm »
Logged

Baffler

  • Bay Watcher
  • Caveat Lector.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6561 on: October 16, 2016, 04:45:17 pm »
Logged
Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

Dozebôm Lolumzalės

  • Bay Watcher
  • what even is truth
    • View Profile
    • test
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6562 on: October 16, 2016, 05:05:19 pm »
What might have been? Alternate universe? I don't really get it.
Logged
Quote from: King James Programming
...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
Quote from: Salvané Descocrates
The only difference between me and a fool is that I know that I know only that I think, therefore I am.
Sigtext!
Spoiler: assorted stuff (click to show/hide)

Calidovi

  • Bay Watcher
  • agnus dei
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6563 on: October 16, 2016, 05:07:43 pm »
Logged

redwallzyl

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6564 on: October 16, 2016, 05:16:57 pm »
Logged

Flying Dice

  • Bay Watcher
  • inveterate shitposter
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6565 on: October 16, 2016, 05:20:24 pm »
That second-to-last one just begs for a sanic dub.

Quote from: Dozebôm Lolumzalės on October 16, 2016, 05:05:19 pm
What might have been? Alternate universe? I don't really get it.
Check the date. That was published in '93.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2016, 05:23:43 pm by Flying Dice »
Logged


Aurora on small monitors:
1. Game Parameters -> Reduced Height Windows.
2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable

miauw62

  • Bay Watcher
  • Every time you get ahead / it's just another hit
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6566 on: October 17, 2016, 10:08:48 am »
Logged

Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Frumple

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Prettiest Kyuuki
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6567 on: October 18, 2016, 05:57:08 pm »
The words you never want to hear while eating jerky when slumming with a cannibal: "That's not beef." Centipede, 4.1
Logged
Ask not!
What your country can hump for you.
Ask!
What you can hump for your country.

Dozebôm Lolumzalės

  • Bay Watcher
  • what even is truth
    • View Profile
    • test
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6568 on: October 18, 2016, 07:53:19 pm »
Ferdinand Lop and the Nazis!

Quote
Once, when the Gestapo raided one of his meetings, he remarked, as he climbed out a back window to escape: "We do not retreat. We advance backward for strategic purposes."

If you can bring humour to a raid by the LITERAL NAZIS, then you've got both a cool mind and a wry lack of common sense. Good man.
Logged
Quote from: King James Programming
...Simplification leaves us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes...
Quote from: Salvané Descocrates
The only difference between me and a fool is that I know that I know only that I think, therefore I am.
Sigtext!
Spoiler: assorted stuff (click to show/hide)

GiglameshDespair

  • Bay Watcher
  • Beware! Once I have posted, your thread is doomed!
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6569 on: October 19, 2016, 09:12:07 am »
Quote from: Frumple on October 18, 2016, 05:57:08 pm
The words you never want to hear while eating jerky when slumming with a cannibal: "That's not beef." Centipede, 4.1
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Logged
Old and cringe account. Disregard.
Pages: 1 ... 436 437 [438] 439 440 ... 884
« previous next »