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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1837137 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6120 on: July 27, 2016, 06:57:24 pm »

I mean it's literally combining Hollywood-logic everything with Law & Order's excessively dubious grasp of criminal law and law enforcement work, then piling on a bunch of RAPE PEDOPHILIA RAPE PSYCHOPATHS AND MORE RAPE ISN'T THAT BAD YEAH YOU LIKE THAT RAPE DON'T YOU, YOU LIKE IT SO BAD BUT WE'LL ALL PRETEND TO BE HORRIFIED AT THE USE OF RAPE AND PEDOPHILIA FOR CHEAP THRILLS-

Seriously though, people who unironically enjoy it have something severely wrong with them. Law & Order in general is shit, but I can understand middle-aged and elderly people with sad, empty lives watching it for the same reason that I can understand them reading the ten thousand different James Patterson novels.

I'unno, maybe I'm biased because I spent two years in undergrad dorms hearing some jackass on the other side of the wall jerk off to it every goddamn night. I wish I was joking. Couldn't even bring myself to confront him about it, because how the hell do you start that conversation?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6121 on: July 27, 2016, 07:03:28 pm »

Law & Order isn't shit in general, the problem is Speed Weed (the name of a real person who really exists), who is the Matt Ward of Law & Order.

As bad as Go Home Gamer Girl is, there are episodes as good as that is bad. The package delivery serial rapist/killer comes to mind, that was some Se7en-tier depravity for daytime television.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6122 on: July 27, 2016, 07:05:57 pm »

because how the hell do you start that conversation?
With a taser in your back pocket?

Law & Order isn't shit in general, the problem is Speed Weed (the name of a real person who really exists), who is the Matt Ward of Law & Order.
Matt Ward is awful, but not THAT bad.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6123 on: July 27, 2016, 07:07:39 pm »

Law & Order isn't shit in general, the problem is Speed Weed (the name of a real person who really exists), who is the Matt Ward of Law & Order.
Matt Ward is awful, but not THAT bad.
Yes, yes he is. We're talking about the guy who lowkey wrote his gore and abuse fetish towards the SoBs into 40k canon.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6124 on: July 27, 2016, 07:10:48 pm »

Speed Weed (the name of a real person who really exists)
Please tell me this is just a pen name.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6125 on: July 27, 2016, 07:11:28 pm »

Law & Order isn't shit in general, the problem is Speed Weed (the name of a real person who really exists), who is the Matt Ward of Law & Order.
Matt Ward is awful, but not THAT bad.
Yes, yes he is. We're talking about the guy who lowkey wrote his gore and abuse fetish towards the SoBs into 40k canon.
Wait, what?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6126 on: July 27, 2016, 07:17:46 pm »

Please tell me this is just a pen name.
There's no proof that it isn't!
Wait, what?
The Khornate Knights incident is of course the most prolific example, but pretty much every single time Ward wrote SoBs it ended with them being slaughtered, gratuitous emphasis on that slaughter part. I think there was one where they ended up Slanneshi slaves instead.

Even most factions that aren't the glorious Ultramarines or super sekrit Grey Knights don't get it that bad.

It's a subtle thing, but I'm far from the only person to look at the way he writes about Sororitas dying and start to suspect it was done one-handed.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6127 on: July 27, 2016, 08:30:52 pm »

I was going to say, Ward's hitjob on the SoB is not exactly what I'd describe as low-key.

Don't get me wrong, pretty much everything he does is shit, but that went beyond the pale and is well into Magical Realm territory.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6128 on: July 27, 2016, 09:12:27 pm »

I was going to say, Ward's hitjob on the SoB is not exactly what I'd describe as low-key.

Don't get me wrong, pretty much everything he does is shit, but that went beyond the pale and is well into Magical Realm territory.
Well, there was Trazyn the Infinite. Though that may have been a fluke.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6129 on: July 28, 2016, 02:47:29 am »

so i got into a conversation pertaining to Havel the Rock with a friend

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We decided to call it a day after that, the maddening extent of Havel's family tree is too much for a mortal mind to bear. :v

I see you didn't bother to mention Havel the Schmuk. But hey, nobody likes the guy.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6130 on: July 28, 2016, 04:54:05 am »

Pokemon Go causes cancer.

At least, if you live in Japan.

Apparently, police and security are reporting multiple cases of people wandering around in the no-go area around Fukushima, because the game tells them to go find Pokemon there.

The Japanese government has asked Niantic to please make it a no-go area ingame as well. Tepco, the owner of the reactor has sent a similar request.
And I was just joking when I suggested they put pokemon in chernobyl

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6131 on: July 28, 2016, 07:39:38 am »

I mean it's literally combining Hollywood-logic everything with Law & Order's excessively dubious grasp of criminal law and law enforcement work, then piling on a bunch of RAPE PEDOPHILIA RAPE PSYCHOPATHS AND MORE RAPE ISN'T THAT BAD YEAH YOU LIKE THAT RAPE DON'T YOU, YOU LIKE IT SO BAD BUT WE'LL ALL PRETEND TO BE HORRIFIED AT THE USE OF RAPE AND PEDOPHILIA FOR CHEAP THRILLS-

Seriously though, people who unironically enjoy it have something severely wrong with them. Law & Order in general is shit, but I can understand middle-aged and elderly people with sad, empty lives watching it for the same reason that I can understand them reading the ten thousand different James Patterson novels.

I'unno, maybe I'm biased because I spent two years in undergrad dorms hearing some jackass on the other side of the wall jerk off to it every goddamn night. I wish I was joking. Couldn't even bring myself to confront him about it, because how the hell do you start that conversation?

Actualy, Law & Order nowadays does seem to feature rape a lot more often than not :v
I don't really watch the show, but I clearly remember people on /tv/ talking about some episodes, and nearly every time it was about a case involving rape. Everytime I look up something on Law & Order, intentionaly or not, there's at least some rape here and there.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6132 on: July 28, 2016, 08:02:23 am »

so i got into a conversation pertaining to Havel the Rock with a friend

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

We decided to call it a day after that, the maddening extent of Havel's family tree is too much for a mortal mind to bear. :v

I see you didn't bother to mention Havel the Schmuk. But hey, nobody likes the guy.
Indeed, much unlike the legendary pokemon trainer, Havel the Brock, who is loved by many. I feel bad for forgetting him. :<
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« Reply #6133 on: July 28, 2016, 08:05:13 am »

So I just learned that Luke 4:20 is "Then he rolled up the scroll..."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5993 lauhgs and counting
« Reply #6134 on: July 28, 2016, 08:13:40 am »

I mean it's literally combining Hollywood-logic everything with Law & Order's excessively dubious grasp of criminal law and law enforcement work, then piling on a bunch of RAPE PEDOPHILIA RAPE PSYCHOPATHS AND MORE RAPE ISN'T THAT BAD YEAH YOU LIKE THAT RAPE DON'T YOU, YOU LIKE IT SO BAD BUT WE'LL ALL PRETEND TO BE HORRIFIED AT THE USE OF RAPE AND PEDOPHILIA FOR CHEAP THRILLS-

Seriously though, people who unironically enjoy it have something severely wrong with them. Law & Order in general is shit, but I can understand middle-aged and elderly people with sad, empty lives watching it for the same reason that I can understand them reading the ten thousand different James Patterson novels.

I'unno, maybe I'm biased because I spent two years in undergrad dorms hearing some jackass on the other side of the wall jerk off to it every goddamn night. I wish I was joking. Couldn't even bring myself to confront him about it, because how the hell do you start that conversation?

Actualy, Law & Order nowadays does seem to feature rape a lot more often than not :v
I don't really watch the show, but I clearly remember people on /tv/ talking about some episodes, and nearly every time it was about a case involving rape. Everytime I look up something on Law & Order, intentionaly or not, there's at least some rape here and there.

It's probably because TV murders are old hat. You need rape to squeeze out that last bit of the viewer's emotions.
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