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[Flying Dice]

I mean it's literally combining Hollywood-logic everything with Law & Order's excessively dubious grasp of criminal law and law enforcement work, then piling on a bunch of RAPE PEDOPHILIA RAPE PSYCHOPATHS AND MORE RAPE ISN'T THAT BAD YEAH YOU LIKE THAT RAPE DON'T YOU, YOU LIKE IT SO BAD BUT WE'LL ALL PRETEND TO BE HORRIFIED AT THE USE OF RAPE AND PEDOPHILIA FOR CHEAP THRILLS-

Seriously though, people who unironically enjoy it have something severely wrong with them. Law & Order in general is shit, but I can understand middle-aged and elderly people with sad, empty lives watching it for the same reason that I can understand them reading the ten thousand different James Patterson novels.

I'unno, maybe I'm biased because I spent two years in undergrad dorms hearing some jackass on the other side of the wall jerk off to it every goddamn night. I wish I was joking. Couldn't even bring myself to confront him about it, because how the hell do you start that conversation?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Law & Order isn't shit in general, the problem is Speed Weed (the name of a real person who really exists), who is the Matt Ward of Law & Order.

As bad as Go Home Gamer Girl is, there are episodes as good as that is bad. The package delivery serial rapist/killer comes to mind, that was some Se7en-tier depravity for daytime television.

[BlackHeartKabal]

because how the hell do you start that conversation?

With a taser in your back pocket?

Law & Order isn't shit in general, the problem is Speed Weed (the name of a real person who really exists), who is the Matt Ward of Law & Order.

Matt Ward is awful, but not THAT bad.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Law & Order isn't shit in general, the problem is Speed Weed (the name of a real person who really exists), who is the Matt Ward of Law & Order.

Matt Ward is awful, but not THAT bad.

Yes, yes he is. We're talking about the guy who lowkey wrote his gore and abuse fetish towards the SoBs into 40k canon.

[Teneb]

Speed Weed (the name of a real person who really exists)

Please tell me this is just a pen name.

[BlackHeartKabal]

Law & Order isn't shit in general, the problem is Speed Weed (the name of a real person who really exists), who is the Matt Ward of Law & Order.

Matt Ward is awful, but not THAT bad.

Yes, yes he is. We're talking about the guy who lowkey wrote his gore and abuse fetish towards the SoBs into 40k canon.

Wait, what?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Please tell me this is just a pen name.

There's no proof that it isn't!

Wait, what?

The Khornate Knights incident is of course the most prolific example, but pretty much every single time Ward wrote SoBs it ended with them being slaughtered, gratuitous emphasis on that slaughter part. I think there was one where they ended up Slanneshi slaves instead.

Even most factions that aren't the glorious Ultramarines or super sekrit Grey Knights don't get it that bad.

It's a subtle thing, but I'm far from the only person to look at the way he writes about Sororitas dying and start to suspect it was done one-handed.

[Flying Dice]

I was going to say, Ward's hitjob on the SoB is not exactly what I'd describe as low-key.

Don't get me wrong, pretty much everything he does is shit, but that went beyond the pale and is well into Magical Realm territory.

[Teneb]

I was going to say, Ward's hitjob on the SoB is not exactly what I'd describe as low-key.

Don't get me wrong, pretty much everything he does is shit, but that went beyond the pale and is well into Magical Realm territory.

Well, there was Trazyn the Infinite. Though that may have been a fluke.

[Eric Blank]

so i got into a conversation pertaining to Havel the Rock with a friend

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Shook: apparently Havel the Cock isn't censored
Gargon: told ya
Shook: upper case letter makes the difference
Shook: :'D
Gargon: haha
Gargon: cock is probably counted as chicken
Gargon: so yeah
Shook: nay, "cock" is censored
Shook: "Cock" is not
Shook: oddly enough
Gargon: Cock
Gargon: lol
Shook: also his brother, Havel the Fuck
Gargon: and their sister, Havel the Suck
Shook: and their confused cousin, Havel the Duck
Gargon: their family pet, Havel the Buck
Shook: and let's not forget their residence, Havel the Block
Gargon: Thier watch company, Havel the Clock
Shook: and their favourite food, Havel the Wok
Gargon: Their personal favorite place, Havel the Dock
Shook: protected by their favourite door, Havel the Lock
Shook: goddamn how many of these are there
Gargon: Together with their fathers favorite tool, Havel the Glock
Gargon: many
Gargon: there are many
Gargon: the havel family is large
Shook: verily
Shook: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Shook: oh yes
Shook: and the black sheep of the family, the jester known as Havel the Mock
Gargon: not to forget their puppet mascot, Havel the Sock
Shook: BUENO
Shook: shit, i'm dry
Gargon: The succesful child, Havel the Luck
Gargon: dry too
Shook: AHA, one more for the collection
Shook: the shepherd, Havel the Flock
Gargon: haha
Shook: man we gotta save this
Gargon: oh wait
Shook: :v
Gargon: All protected by their shield, Havel the Block
Gargon: I know
Gargon: we used it
Gargon: shit
Shook: they just share names
Shook: that happens
Shook: :v
Gargon: yeah we should save this
Gargon: put it somewhere
Gargon: http://pastebin.com/YGNY9RC7
Shook: aw yiss
Shook: *bookmark*
Gargon: the royal havel family
Shook: living high on the Havel the Hog
Gargon: The weed enthusiast, Havel the Fog
Shook: and HIS trusty pet, Havel the Pug
Gargon: a breed of the pristine Havel the Dog family
Shook: hmmmmmmmmmmm
Shook: pronunciation doesn't quite rhyme there
Shook: :<
Gargon: yeah
Gargon: i think the tree is alright how it is now
Shook: yep
Shook: maybe we can add............
Shook: wielded by Havel the Struck
Shook: or something
Shook: after he got
Shook: struck
Gargon: The sports fan, Havel the Puck
Shook: and his drunken friend, Havel the Grog
Gargon: man
Gargon: havel has an interesting family
Shook: quite so
Shook: nobody knows exactly how far out it goes
Gargon: also the unfashionable one, Havel the Croc
Shook: who is high on Havel the Drug
Gargon: while doing Havel the Shrug

We decided to call it a day after that, the maddening extent of Havel's family tree is too much for a mortal mind to bear. :v

I see you didn't bother to mention Havel the Schmuk. But hey, nobody likes the guy.

[Loud Whispers]

Pokemon Go causes cancer.

At least, if you live in Japan.

Apparently, police and security are reporting multiple cases of people wandering around in the no-go area around Fukushima, because the game tells them to go find Pokemon there.

The Japanese government has asked Niantic to please make it a no-go area ingame as well. Tepco, the owner of the reactor has sent a similar request.

And I was just joking when I suggested they put pokemon in chernobyl

[TempAcc]

I mean it's literally combining Hollywood-logic everything with Law & Order's excessively dubious grasp of criminal law and law enforcement work, then piling on a bunch of RAPE PEDOPHILIA RAPE PSYCHOPATHS AND MORE RAPE ISN'T THAT BAD YEAH YOU LIKE THAT RAPE DON'T YOU, YOU LIKE IT SO BAD BUT WE'LL ALL PRETEND TO BE HORRIFIED AT THE USE OF RAPE AND PEDOPHILIA FOR CHEAP THRILLS-

Seriously though, people who unironically enjoy it have something severely wrong with them. Law & Order in general is shit, but I can understand middle-aged and elderly people with sad, empty lives watching it for the same reason that I can understand them reading the ten thousand different James Patterson novels.

I'unno, maybe I'm biased because I spent two years in undergrad dorms hearing some jackass on the other side of the wall jerk off to it every goddamn night. I wish I was joking. Couldn't even bring myself to confront him about it, because how the hell do you start that conversation?

Actualy, Law & Order nowadays does seem to feature rape a lot more often than not :v
I don't really watch the show, but I clearly remember people on /tv/ talking about some episodes, and nearly every time it was about a case involving rape. Everytime I look up something on Law & Order, intentionaly or not, there's at least some rape here and there.

[Shook]

so i got into a conversation pertaining to Havel the Rock with a friend

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Shook: apparently Havel the Cock isn't censored
Gargon: told ya
Shook: upper case letter makes the difference
Shook: :'D
Gargon: haha
Gargon: cock is probably counted as chicken
Gargon: so yeah
Shook: nay, "cock" is censored
Shook: "Cock" is not
Shook: oddly enough
Gargon: Cock
Gargon: lol
Shook: also his brother, Havel the Fuck
Gargon: and their sister, Havel the Suck
Shook: and their confused cousin, Havel the Duck
Gargon: their family pet, Havel the Buck
Shook: and let's not forget their residence, Havel the Block
Gargon: Thier watch company, Havel the Clock
Shook: and their favourite food, Havel the Wok
Gargon: Their personal favorite place, Havel the Dock
Shook: protected by their favourite door, Havel the Lock
Shook: goddamn how many of these are there
Gargon: Together with their fathers favorite tool, Havel the Glock
Gargon: many
Gargon: there are many
Gargon: the havel family is large
Shook: verily
Shook: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Shook: oh yes
Shook: and the black sheep of the family, the jester known as Havel the Mock
Gargon: not to forget their puppet mascot, Havel the Sock
Shook: BUENO
Shook: shit, i'm dry
Gargon: The succesful child, Havel the Luck
Gargon: dry too
Shook: AHA, one more for the collection
Shook: the shepherd, Havel the Flock
Gargon: haha
Shook: man we gotta save this
Gargon: oh wait
Shook: :v
Gargon: All protected by their shield, Havel the Block
Gargon: I know
Gargon: we used it
Gargon: shit
Shook: they just share names
Shook: that happens
Shook: :v
Gargon: yeah we should save this
Gargon: put it somewhere
Gargon: http://pastebin.com/YGNY9RC7
Shook: aw yiss
Shook: *bookmark*
Gargon: the royal havel family
Shook: living high on the Havel the Hog
Gargon: The weed enthusiast, Havel the Fog
Shook: and HIS trusty pet, Havel the Pug
Gargon: a breed of the pristine Havel the Dog family
Shook: hmmmmmmmmmmm
Shook: pronunciation doesn't quite rhyme there
Shook: :<
Gargon: yeah
Gargon: i think the tree is alright how it is now
Shook: yep
Shook: maybe we can add............
Shook: wielded by Havel the Struck
Shook: or something
Shook: after he got
Shook: struck
Gargon: The sports fan, Havel the Puck
Shook: and his drunken friend, Havel the Grog
Gargon: man
Gargon: havel has an interesting family
Shook: quite so
Shook: nobody knows exactly how far out it goes
Gargon: also the unfashionable one, Havel the Croc
Shook: who is high on Havel the Drug
Gargon: while doing Havel the Shrug

We decided to call it a day after that, the maddening extent of Havel's family tree is too much for a mortal mind to bear. :v

I see you didn't bother to mention Havel the Schmuk. But hey, nobody likes the guy.

Indeed, much unlike the legendary pokemon trainer, Havel the Brock, who is loved by many. I feel bad for forgetting him. :<

[DJ]

So I just learned that Luke 4:20 is "Then he rolled up the scroll..."

[Reelya]

I mean it's literally combining Hollywood-logic everything with Law & Order's excessively dubious grasp of criminal law and law enforcement work, then piling on a bunch of RAPE PEDOPHILIA RAPE PSYCHOPATHS AND MORE RAPE ISN'T THAT BAD YEAH YOU LIKE THAT RAPE DON'T YOU, YOU LIKE IT SO BAD BUT WE'LL ALL PRETEND TO BE HORRIFIED AT THE USE OF RAPE AND PEDOPHILIA FOR CHEAP THRILLS-

Seriously though, people who unironically enjoy it have something severely wrong with them. Law & Order in general is shit, but I can understand middle-aged and elderly people with sad, empty lives watching it for the same reason that I can understand them reading the ten thousand different James Patterson novels.

I'unno, maybe I'm biased because I spent two years in undergrad dorms hearing some jackass on the other side of the wall jerk off to it every goddamn night. I wish I was joking. Couldn't even bring myself to confront him about it, because how the hell do you start that conversation?

Actualy, Law & Order nowadays does seem to feature rape a lot more often than not :v
I don't really watch the show, but I clearly remember people on /tv/ talking about some episodes, and nearly every time it was about a case involving rape. Everytime I look up something on Law & Order, intentionaly or not, there's at least some rape here and there.

It's probably because TV murders are old hat. You need rape to squeeze out that last bit of the viewer's emotions.