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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1844431 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5640 on: May 04, 2016, 09:23:39 pm »

It's infinite power planetside too. There'd be so many plants fixing CO2 that unless we literally set the entire biosphere on fire we wouldn't be able to outpace them, so giant wood stoves everywhere. Build hive cities entirely out of wood stoves five miles deep.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5641 on: May 04, 2016, 09:28:35 pm »

perpetually burning life

Using the dead to fuel the evil mechanisms of the sub-atomic particle and harness its energy for destruction. Also brisket.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5643 on: May 05, 2016, 04:39:19 am »

Wait, we're removing mortality, remember, not the possibility of physical damage to a being.
You're still gonna be ending up with a pile of ash, but that ash will be alive- Well, cognizant, which might be even more disturbing.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5644 on: May 05, 2016, 04:56:24 am »

Wait, we're removing mortality, remember, not the possibility of physical damage to a being.
You're still gonna be ending up with a pile of ash, but that ash will be alive- Well, cognizant, which might be even more disturbing.
That would be one hell of an esoteric understanding of mortality.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5645 on: May 05, 2016, 06:00:59 am »

Yeah, I mean, if we use that interpretation we could argue that we can already make everything immortal through the miracle of Transubstantiation.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5646 on: May 05, 2016, 06:06:28 am »

Well, from what a (five-second) search tells me, mortality is simply being subject to death, so when do you call someone dead? The moment brainwaves cease?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5647 on: May 05, 2016, 06:09:11 am »

The trick is to call yourself Emperor or Lord Protector or Chairman rather than President and pretending there are elections
Being a public despot is idiotic, and just places a target on your back. If you're going to rule everything, be the invisible hand, not the majestic emperor in robes.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5648 on: May 05, 2016, 06:23:47 am »

The trick is to call yourself Emperor or Lord Protector or Chairman rather than President and pretending there are elections
Being a public despot is idiotic, and just places a target on your back. If you're going to rule everything, be the invisible hand, not the majestic emperor in robes.
Less swag. Also you won't show up in history books.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5649 on: May 05, 2016, 06:32:47 am »

Right. I'd rather I be in history as tyrannical and despotic: to those I benefit, I'm shooting for a legendary God-King.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5650 on: May 05, 2016, 06:34:54 am »

The trick is to call yourself Emperor or Lord Protector or Chairman rather than President and pretending there are elections
Being a public despot is idiotic, and just places a target on your back. If you're going to rule everything, be the invisible hand, not the majestic emperor in robes.
Be the Tyrannic Emperor in his new clothes, running around butt nekked till you're assassinated, dying a naked giant

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5678 luaghs and counting
« Reply #5651 on: May 05, 2016, 09:32:38 am »

Would removing mortality keep everything consious or keep everything alive? The former would only really have an affect on animals (including humans, but no plants/fungi/bacteria) and would probably just work by making your brain indestructible and magically always supplied with oxygen and other nutrients. This means that if you found a way to store your mind in your skin/carapace/chassis, you would be invulnerable and immortal.
In the latter case, you could still have your brains spattered on the walls so long as your cells continue to respire and split. This wouldn't be very useful if you wanted to extend your consciousness forever, but as mentioned would have some interesting applications in abusing thermodynamics and such.
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