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[GiglameshDespair]

Darkly laughing at the knowledge that I happen to know a courier is going to be stranded in Chicago's airport today.  And it's because my customer is stupid stupid stupid stupid.

What have they done?

[TD1]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This was on my pen for a week before I saw it.

Made me laugh, small though it may be.

[4maskwolf]

well, I was just playing mechwarrior online under the name dragonlord9082 (it's my younger brother's account) and I engaged and was destroyed by an enemy mech.  But the funny part?  It announces who killed you.  And I was killed by "mastercheeze".

This is either a hilarious coincidence or an even more hilarious coincidence, and I don't know which one it is.

[WillowLuman]

I just almost choked on my broccoli because of our stupid dog. So, big, dumb, and ridiculously friendly and affectionate. One of my folks tries to put the jack on the car, but this means crouching down to dog level, so she comes over and starts trying to lick his face. He stands up and decides instead to get something out of the trunk until someone can distract the dog, but as soon as he opens the trunk, the dog jumps in.

[TD1]

Close boot, use jack, problem solved

[WillowLuman]

I actually think this dog would be 100% okay with riding in the trunk.

[Graknorke]

Close boot, use jack, problem solved

My immediate solution would be that also.

[Eric Blank]

I actually think this dog would be 100% okay with riding in the trunk.

Dog doesnt care what part of adventure-box dog sits in, so long as dog gets adventure.

Probably be much happier if you put a vent or two in it so she can smell all the things, though.

My dog has horrible separation anxiety, though; if she was left alone in the trunk she would cry herself to death. She must be petted at all times, especially when you're trying to drive.

[Graknorke]

Every time I remember that the 'City of Townsville' is a real place that actually exists. In Australia.

[hops]

There was a theory that Professor Utonium is Samurai Jack's descendant, and the reason the Samurai jack world is a bit of a dystopia is because not only Aku rules it, but the Powerpuffs girls were never created.

I think we miiiight be in the dystopia timeline, except instead of Samurai Jack disappearing, it's just that Professor Utonium was killed by drop bears. :V

[Orange Wizard]

In NZ we have Pukekiwi.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Yes, it's Markiplier, but it's got me every time I've watched it so far.
It's a compilation of every good FNAF moment, Mabye that's why it's only around 6 minutes hohehoheho.

[ggamer]

Spoiler: kek la kek/wrestling (click to show/hide)

"Ryoko, something's wrong! for some reason... I can't see him!"

[Tawa]

Hey, do you guys remember that time Superman saved the world riding on a dinosaur? Or that thing where Spider-Man, Batman, Naruto, and Iron Man teamed up to make the Super Heroes Justice League? And what about that time The main character from Cars, a yellow Power Ranger, Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and Shrek formed the Sense of Right Alliance?

[WillowLuman]

How many birds crapping on a car does it take to destroy a it?

We need to send this to Randall Munroe .