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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1565926 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1575 on: February 04, 2015, 02:44:03 pm »
And then all of Europe demands reparations from Italy stemming from the Roman conquests.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1576 on: February 04, 2015, 03:06:44 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1577 on: February 04, 2015, 04:02:52 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on February 04, 2015, 02:44:03 pm
And then all of Europe demands reparations from Italy stemming from the Roman conquests.
Not before Italy demands reparations from the Goth invasions.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1578 on: February 04, 2015, 04:18:16 pm »
And Hannibal.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1579 on: February 04, 2015, 04:22:57 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1580 on: February 04, 2015, 04:32:13 pm »
...and let's not forget Adam and Eve and the "apple incident." And ultimately, we could also demand compensation from the guy who's responsible for creating this whole god-damned mess. 
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1581 on: February 04, 2015, 04:45:35 pm »
I call it, 'Tax Witness.'

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1582 on: February 04, 2015, 04:45:59 pm »
Quote from: surqimus on February 04, 2015, 04:32:13 pm
...and let's not forget Adam and Eve and the "apple incident." And ultimately, we could also demand compensation from the guy who's responsible for creating this whole god-damned mess. 
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1583 on: February 04, 2015, 04:46:21 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1584 on: February 04, 2015, 04:49:45 pm »
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Reminds me of Lem's stories. Except less depressing.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1585 on: February 04, 2015, 04:55:10 pm »
Sad story...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1586 on: February 04, 2015, 05:01:48 pm »
Though if the cosmos is purely mechanical/whatever intelligences, why do they have a concept of meat?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1587 on: February 04, 2015, 05:02:23 pm »
Quote from: Caroline on February 04, 2015, 04:58:37 pm
Wait. I just understood.
We're the ones made of meat.
That took may way too long.
*slow clap*


I don't get what's wrong with meat though. The really weird aliens are where all the interest is at.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1588 on: February 04, 2015, 05:02:56 pm »
I figured they were talking about us in about three seconds, Caroline. :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #1589 on: February 04, 2015, 05:03:13 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on February 04, 2015, 04:49:45 pm
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 04, 2015, 04:46:21 pm
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Reminds me of Lem's stories. Except less depressing.
The Cyberiad, yeah? That wasn't exactly depressing...
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