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[Orange Wizard]

I just love how any time they mention Pokémon, on anything from Smash Bros to the games themselves, it brings the Morality down a few notches because you "summon monsters" and they "cast spells".

Looks like we're damned to hell, then.

[Baffler]

Muhammad Ali, Legendary Dodger

[Vattic]

Ultimate Street Fighter."

wut

I guess the sergeant isn't a fan.

[Tawa]

I just love how any time they mention Pokémon, on anything from Smash Bros to the games themselves, it brings the Morality down a few notches because you "summon monsters" and they "cast spells".

Looks like we're damned to hell, then.

I think it'd be even lower if the reviewers had been around for one of the events where you get Arceus. "COOL, I CAUGHT GOD, I CAN MAKE HIM KILL MICE AND BIRDS AND STUFF!"

I also think it's hilarious how the presence of dark magic dramatically effects their ratings for Fire Emblem games--Path of Radiance scores way higher than Awakening and Blazing Sword merely on account of the presence of light magic and lack of dark.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

They seem to be pretty decent reviews, if a bit lopsided

[WillowLuman]

I want to see how they received Spore...

Reading the Dark Souls review at the moment.

EDIT: Their  Dark Souls review was interesting. The Spore one was a bit lacking, though, and holy crap, this site has been around since 2003. Their older reviews (Morrowind, for one) are quite a bit less interesting.

That Skyrim review, though.

[KingofstarrySkies]

AHAHAHAHAHOH GOD HUGO PLEASE XD

[Bohandas]

https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5810-huniepop-pc

pfffffftahaha.
Too great.

https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5670-south-park-the-stick-of-truth-pc

Stick of Truth got the lowest possible grade. That's not the funny part though; the funny part is that if you look at the comments below the review you'll notice that the commenters can't use the word "passing" because it contains the string "ass"

[Orange Wizard]

https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5810-huniepop-pc

pfffffftahaha.
Too great.

https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5670-south-park-the-stick-of-truth-pc

Stick of Truth got the lowest possible grade. That's not the funny part though; the funny part is that if you look at the comments below the review you'll notice that the commenters can't use the word "passing" because it contains the string "ass"

I love this site.

[Reelya]

Republican journalist videos her PC being hacked in realtime, notes that all text in wordprocessor disappears at "light speed", clearly being done remotely by Obama, because of a Benghazi coverup.

Computer experts propose alternate "stuck backspace key" conspiracy theory.

[scrdest]

Republican journalist videos her PC being hacked in realtime, notes that all text in wordprocessor disappears at "light speed", clearly being done remotely by Obama, because of a Benghazi coverup.

Computer experts propose alternate "stuck backspace key" conspiracy theory.

Words do not suffice to express the lol.

[TD1]

Computer security experts who reviewed the video suggested to Media Matters that it seemed to show the results of a stuck backspace key rather than hacking, and said the government and other sophisticated hacking enterprises were unlikely to use such methods.

Mwahaha

[Tawa]

Hooray for more funny image spam comics: Infinite Garfield Minus Garfield

Spoiler: Best ones I've gotten today (click to show/hide)

[Bohandas]

Republican journalist videos her PC being hacked in realtime, notes that all text in wordprocessor disappears at "light speed", clearly being done remotely by Obama, because of a Benghazi coverup.

Computer experts propose alternate "stuck backspace key" conspiracy theory.

I don't understand why Republicans think the democrats care about the Benghazi attacks. Even if they could provide conclusive proof that there definitely was foul-play on the part of the Obama administration I still would not care because it's not something that even remotely affects me or anyone I know in any way, nor does it bear any sort of close resemblance to anything that reasonably could.

EDIT:
In fact, if there was a coverup or misinformation it would provide evidence that Obama was morally superior to most other politicians, as it would peg him definitively as merely a compulsive liar rather than a machiavellian liar like all other politicians are.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Had a dream where, in music, we started learning about something involving the word Wank. The nickname for said...Thing, was wanking.

I was a natural.