Posting to watch this topic, distract from the volatile topic of TEH GAYZ, and bring up something equally interesting that few people are likely to get all shot up about...
So, angels.
Watching Neon Genesis Evangelion reminded me that biblical angels are supposed to be
fucking weird. And then I thought, well, the Devil & Cohorts are all fallen angels, right? Ergo, they probably look
fucking terrifying also. And there's supposed to be one Archdevil for each Deadly Sin, though I can't remember much beyond Lucy being the Devil of Pride or such.
So...
Pride > Obviously Lucifer > Used to be the angel of Light/Beauty or something, yeah? > Probably ends up looking fairly human, maybe like the renaissance angels everyone thinks of. Though he could be weird in other ways, like being 6th dimensional or something. Or 2D, that'd be odd, and kind of fitting.
Gluttony > Beelzebub, according to Google (AtG) > Imagining an eldritch abomination of gluttony isn't
too hard, but it might be more interesting to envision him as super skinny, maybe hollow. Being that gluttony doesn't take much more than a mouth, we're free to fuck him up all over the place. Obviously, a hunter-type like this is going to need binocular vision, so two eyes on the front of the head. It's probably pretty damn dark in hell, so make them infrared sensors, and thus largely blackish-brown in color. No visible pupils. Mouth is located on the stomache for least time to digest the meal, and so it's eaiser to just kind of roll around and Nom folk with your giant belly-mouth. Rolling means no legs, so they either atrophied to twigs or have become massive sacs of fat underneath his abdomen. Arms get in the way, so those are gone too. Brain is adapted to hunting, so he's probably not particularly intelligent if he's even sapient at all. More like a wolf or a tiger, if anything. Or a really smart goldfish.
Greed > Mammon, ATG > Money is hard to personify. You can personify the rich, but not really
money. Unless you think a bit more abstract, that is. I'm thinking that money circulates, or changes hands. Ergo, perhaps some sort of parasite. Thinking something akin to Bardiel from Evangelion, but you'd never notice until something twisted essentially chestbursted from you to go lay it's eggs in your wallet. Perhaps not even one, maybe multiple. Or he could be some sort of disease, like ebola or being a brony.
Being a Brony: Now a bigger Sin than trying to assassinate Ghandi (THIS IS A JOKE)my god.
Lust > Asmodeous > Assuming we're following natural biological laws to at least some extent... Probably a swarm of something that breeds either most of the time or all of the time. Except with something exceptionally painful, and no blocks as to what they try to breed with/inside of/on top of. Probably some sort of horrible burrowing insect that lays it's eggs inside of paralyzed victims. Nothing says kinky like a planar-sized dirt-dauber nest full of person sized wasps that want to paralyze you and lay their eggs in your soft organs.
Well, besides Scarlett Johansson, but she wouldn't be hell.
Envy > Leviathan > A bodyjacker, without a doubt. I mean shit, we already have something that works for this.
Yeerks.Wrath > Aamon > Everyone immediately thinks of something covered in blades, charging around being dumb. That's wrath, yeah, but a demon like that wouldn't survive against a smart opponent. I mean shit, he probably wouldn't even be able to take down Beelz, he'd just get Nommed like every other dumbass running in a circle. So maybe something humanoid. But with 360 vision, either because of a crown of eyes or a single pair of compound lenses on top of his head. Maybe some small spines where his palms would be, coated in a poison that incapacitates through pain. And smart. Devilishly smart. Patient and calculating, but with only one goal; to make you hurt. Maybe he feeds on pain. Maybe he just feeds on you and likes the taste people get when in agony. Either way, I'm guessing this guy would be terrifying to fight, not because he's so weird, but probably because he's distinctly
human.
Sloth > Belphegor > A species designed around not moving? Belph here is obviously a sea sponge. Probably filters out souls like regular sponges filter out plankton. And it wouldn't matter how large he gets. In fact, the bigger the better, since he's a distributed consciousness, so the larger he gets the smarter he gets and the more food he takes in. Maybe a few specialized creatures specifically for visual and audio information. A central core brain fueled by the outside sponges drawing in metaphysical nutrients. Souls sent his way are simply broken down and added to the collective, like some sort of horrifyingly dull borg.
and this asshole started growing on the couch............I like thinking Lovecraft.