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[Remuthra]

And yet, here I've both played and run campaigns that ran for years and I can't even can't a simple magic missle.

And this is why it's important to powergame, kids.

[XXSockXX]

And yet, here I've both played and run campaigns that ran for years and I can't even can't a simple magic missle.

*sigh*

Did you remember to perform the human sacrifice before you rolled the characters? Because if you only get to that mid-campaign, there might be compatibility issues where Satan can't properly detect which D&D version you're using.

[Remuthra]

And yet, here I've both played and run campaigns that ran for years and I can't even can't a simple magic missle.

*sigh*

Did you remember to perform the human sacrifice before you rolled the characters? Because if you only get to that mid-campaign, there might be compatibility issues where Satan can't properly detect which D&D version you're using.

You win, sir.

[LordBucket]

Did you remember to perform the human sacrifice before you rolled the characters? Because if you only get to that
mid-campaign, there might be compatibility issues where Satan can't properly detect which D&D version you're using.

Somebody needs to sig this.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Darklordsatan.exe has stopped working: version checksum error.

[Remuthra]

Satan (R) has encountered a problem and needs to close. If you were in the middle of something, your soul might be lost.

Please tell Jesus about the problem.
We have created a prayer report that you can send to help us improve Satan (R). We will treat this report as confidential and anonymous.

_________________ _________
|Pray for your Soul| |Don't Pray|

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Did you remember to perform the human sacrifice before you rolled the characters? Because if you only get to that
mid-campaign, there might be compatibility issues where Satan can't properly detect which D&D version you're using.

Somebody needs to sig this.

On it.

[Graknorke]

I think it Gary Gygax who said it best when he commented that if D&D really was a recruitment tool for demons to tempt mortals with sorcerous powers...then surely he should have been an Archmage by now.

How do you know he wasn't?

[Orange Wizard]

I think it Gary Gygax who said it best when he commented that if D&D really was a recruitment tool for demons to tempt mortals with sorcerous powers...then surely he should have been an Archmage by now.

How do you know he wasn't?

Probably because he never researched a spell to stop ageing. He also never took over the world, as powerful sorcerers are wont to do.

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DUN DUN DUN

[MaximumZero]

* MaximumZero goes back to working on his RPG.

[XXSockXX]

Did you remember to perform the human sacrifice before you rolled the characters? Because if you only get to that
mid-campaign, there might be compatibility issues where Satan can't properly detect which D&D version you're using.

Somebody needs to sig this.

On it.

Hehe.
Well, even Hell needs rules, and D&D 4 is not D&D 3.5...

[HmH]

Now then, if all of Bay12 ended up in hell for whatever reason, what do you think would happen?

We'd get hired as consultants.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Thank you for casting 'Raise Dead' on this thread. Really.

[HmH]

Thank you for casting 'Raise Dead' on this thread. Really.

It's been two days, not three. The thread wasn't dead. Not by Christian standards, anyway

[Arx]

Two days, one month. Even Lazarus wasn't that far gone.