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What style do you prefer?

Silly
- 21 (28.8%)
Grimdark, "war is hell"
- 24 (32.9%)
Romance (Note: not actually going to write this)
- 28 (38.4%)

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BFEL

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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #60 on: July 02, 2014, 07:28:58 am »
Quote from: Persus13 on July 02, 2014, 07:18:35 am
Why do you want rocket launchers anyway? They're big and clunky, hard to reload, and not good for anything besides vehicles, buildings, impassable waist high fences, and Mecha Hitlers.

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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #61 on: July 02, 2014, 07:59:01 am »
Because they shoot explosions. Do I need another reason?
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #62 on: July 02, 2014, 08:44:54 am »
((Looking back at this, I am ashamed of all the potential bear puns I missed. ITS JUST UNBEARABLE!))
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #63 on: July 02, 2014, 09:29:57 am »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on July 02, 2014, 07:24:10 am
OK, my steed shall be known as...

Chrząszczyżewoszyc Łękołód!

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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #64 on: July 02, 2014, 09:59:37 am »
((Dude, I have to speak this language in my daily life, I hate myself.))
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #65 on: July 02, 2014, 10:43:09 am »
So, what kind of explosive-based weapon do you want?
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #66 on: July 02, 2014, 11:52:22 am »
Quote from: Sheb on July 02, 2014, 10:43:09 am
So, what kind of explosive-based weapon do you want?

How about one that fires bits of the failed nuclear horses?
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #67 on: July 02, 2014, 04:29:16 pm »
I'll take a bazooka, a good stock of those rifle grenades, and a bottle of scrumpy.
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #68 on: July 02, 2014, 06:40:35 pm »
You also need a rifle then.

rifle grenades normally worked by shooting the rifle when loaded with special rounds, so...
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #69 on: July 02, 2014, 06:44:04 pm »
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on July 02, 2014, 04:29:16 pm
I'll take a bazooka, a good stock of those rifle grenades, and a bottle of scrumpy.
Considering this will be probably grimdark, you are going to have some serious transporting issues.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #70 on: July 02, 2014, 06:45:36 pm »
He has a horse, he dosent have to hold much in his hands/on his back.
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #71 on: July 02, 2014, 06:48:55 pm »
But how is he going to use it then? Unless the horse knows that the drunken bastard on him i going to fire a fookin' bazooka, the horse will be pretty riveled up.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #72 on: July 02, 2014, 07:02:53 pm »
He will have to get off to fire the bazooka then, wont he?

Besides, that would be safer in any case. Bazookas had issues.
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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #73 on: July 02, 2014, 07:05:15 pm »
Exactly! The horse will be scared sh*tless when he would fire, and no longer be cooperating.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: You Are Soviet Nuclear Cavalry: The Cavlarying.
« Reply #74 on: July 02, 2014, 07:34:29 pm »
More of "it would be inaccurate as all can be, his face would be burned by non-ingnited propellent, and it would be a bitch to reload".
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