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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5760 on: August 21, 2016, 01:52:47 am »

Consumed by the tides of the Warp, just like everybody else! Chaos doesn't discriminate. (Except against Eldar)
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5761 on: August 21, 2016, 01:59:55 am »

Also probably Old Ones if any were unfortunate enough to get nommed, seeing as they were the Eldar's Eldar.

Also anyone who's twisted enough to come up with the Orks as a bioweapon project is gifted enough to make Fabius Bile look like a retarded preschooler in comparison.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5762 on: August 21, 2016, 05:48:40 am »

Would High Elves and Eldar get along?
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5763 on: August 21, 2016, 06:10:47 am »

Considering they're the same thing...

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5764 on: August 21, 2016, 06:12:44 am »

Hanging out the Warp, just waiting to be resummoned! Chaos comes with perks. (Unless you disappoint them.)
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5765 on: August 21, 2016, 06:44:44 am »

Considering they're the same thing...

Who is that?
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5766 on: August 21, 2016, 06:49:25 am »

...God Emperor of Mankind? The Big E? E-Money? Big Daddy Emperah? Space Jesus?
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5767 on: August 21, 2016, 06:51:00 am »

...God Emperor of Mankind? The Big E? E-Money? Big Daddy Emperah? Space Jesus?
I meant the one on the left.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5768 on: August 21, 2016, 06:56:00 am »

Alarielle the Everqueen, The Handmaiden of Isha. Basically High Elven God Emperor, she's made up from bunches of wizard souls and in general is pretty okay for an Elf.

Of course we're Age Of Sigmar now and she's a bitch there for some reason.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5769 on: August 21, 2016, 07:44:59 am »

Of course we're Age Of Sigmar now and she's a bitch there for some reason.

She fused with Ariel, the queen of the Wood Elves, who was somewhat sociopathic as a result of fighting Morghur, and watched the world be unmade by Chaos. She's got major PTSD which manifests as being semi-malevolent.

Though she did incarnate her old carefree nature and innocence as a new daughter, so it's not like everything she once was is gone.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5770 on: August 21, 2016, 07:54:28 am »

May be, I never were very good with WHFB lore and AoS fucked up what I know even more.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5771 on: August 21, 2016, 07:58:01 am »

Though she did incarnate her old carefree nature and innocence as a new daughter, so it's not like everything she once was is gone.
... does that sort of thing even end up going well? I distinctly remember most cases of "split off good/innocent/happy side" to not so much go downhill as (often immediately) bungee jump off a sheer cliff sans bungee, probably exploding into some sort of equivalent to irradiated hellfire upon impact. Always seems to lead to someone's Bad End, maybe or maybe not after some degree of mass murder or genocide or somethin'.

You'd think people would figure out it's not a very good idea at some point...
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5772 on: August 21, 2016, 08:53:19 am »

It was basically gone in her anyway, she just made a being that was more like her lost youth.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5773 on: August 21, 2016, 09:24:13 am »

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: You are what you eat, so eat your greens.
« Reply #5774 on: August 21, 2016, 09:39:13 am »

The fact that he's sitting on top reminds me of the shitty fuckin dreadknights and penitent engines.
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