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[Rolepgeek]

Being tricked is Tzeentch's idea of a reward.

It's like when you're someone's friend and you guys pull pranks on each other.

Only they've carved your symbols on your chest and the practical joke is that their arm is now a walrus.

[Egan_BW]

"WTF man?! I told you to turn my arm into something cool!"
"walruses are arctic animals ehhehheh just as planned lol I am so random"

[JimboM12]

Something I've been pondering for awhile, is it only me who does this or is it in the nature of all W40k fans to shoehorn a crossover into EVERYTHING?

Example: Last night I was watching Man of Steel at work and then that scene where the normal human soldiers began fighting Zods forces, getting curbstomped, until a fighter passed overhead and lit Ms.ZodsLieutenant face up with a missle and actually knocked her the fuck out. And I began to think: what if those were space marines fighting the kryptonians? Bolter and Force swords and super humans vs super aliens wearing human faces.

[Rolepgeek]

Oh Tzeentch, you wily rascal!

Seriously though I've got a date with a Daemonette tonight, and I don't think she likes bestiality, strangely enough.

[TempAcc]

Rolepgeek is disappointed his date is not into beastiality, more at 11.

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[Akura]

There's at least one Eldar who's into bestiality, especially considering that half-Eldar may or may not be a thing.



Also, I'm surprised that web series linked above hasn't gotten much mention in this thread. It's a pretty good introduction to WH40K lore.

[spazyak]

There's at least one Eldar who's into bestiality, especially considering that half-Eldar may or may not be a thing.



Also, I'm surprised that web series linked above hasn't gotten much mention in this thread. It's a pretty good introduction to WH40K lore.

Im scared to click the link, but also interested in knowing what is on it...

[Grim Portent]

There's at least one Eldar who's into bestiality, especially considering that half-Eldar may or may not be a thing.



Also, I'm surprised that web series linked above hasn't gotten much mention in this thread. It's a pretty good introduction to WH40K lore.

Im scared to click the link, but also interested in knowing what is on it...

It's just If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device.

[spazyak]

oh, wait the one about eldar f***ing like rabbits?

[Akura]

Not quite, it's the first Q&A episode.

[spazyak]

Not quite, it's the first Q&A episode.

ah, that one. ok.

[Kot]

It's the one about Taldeer being into fucking chimpanzees.

[nenjin]

It's the one about Taldeer being into fucking chimpanzees.

"Oh Monkeigh. OH MONKEIGH."

[LordBaal]

You know, this thread is filled with so much innuendo I truly believe everyone else here is into either some kind of group prank I don't get or a genuinely, slaanesh approved pleasure cult...

[Kot]

You know, this thread is filled with so much innuendo I truly believe everyone else here is into either some kind of group prank I don't get or a genuinely, slaanesh approved pleasure cult...

We... wholeheartedly invite you to participate in our... group prank. Also, it's not Slaanesh, it's Emperor approved cult, because Emperor needs soldiers and soldiers can be only made by fucking. Also cloning in vats but not everyone can be a Death Guardsman of Krieg.