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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2190 on: December 05, 2015, 03:18:22 am »

Dark Heresy game in style of... Wild West Warhammer.
No, seriously, I need this.

This is plasma revolver of finest craftsmanship with underslung flamer and integrated meltagun. It shines with bright yellow blinding light. It has powerful scope. The gun is enscribed with sayings of the emperor.  Below underslung flamer is force chain bayonet with integrated mini volkite weapon. It has powerful auspex. The whole construction  has the engraving of some ancient magos with three tech priests, they are securing flamer and meltagun on insane revolver like construction, tech priests are laughing with insane laughter. Behind them you see stealthy blood ravens space marine, his eyes shine with desire.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2191 on: December 05, 2015, 06:16:18 am »

The Good, the Scheming, The Angry, The Lustful and the Ugly,
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2192 on: December 05, 2015, 06:21:34 am »

FYI, new All Guardsman Party out now.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2193 on: December 05, 2015, 07:33:44 am »

Deamonically possesed Zoathropes.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2194 on: December 05, 2015, 10:17:41 am »

Space Marines vs Kryptonians

I only just got the premise of that despite having read it a few times.
However, that being said, whilst she stands and takes bullets without a care, I feel plasma would disagree with her.
So she's probably T6-T8. Meaning a decent enough captain could take her.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2195 on: December 05, 2015, 12:12:14 pm »

The Grim, The Dark, and Only War
FTFY
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly might work if numerous factions got squatted and all that was left was Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines and Orks, but that'll never happen.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2196 on: December 05, 2015, 04:35:31 pm »

I would totally do it, just For A Few Thrones More.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2197 on: December 05, 2015, 06:47:17 pm »

Wild West Warhammer does sound pretty sweet.

Hell, why not Mad Maxhammer?
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2198 on: December 05, 2015, 07:02:27 pm »

Both.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2199 on: December 05, 2015, 10:42:56 pm »

Wild West Warhammer does sound pretty sweet.

Hell, why not Mad Maxhammer?
wouldn't mad maxhammer just be orks vs orks replaced by 'umies?
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2200 on: December 06, 2015, 07:03:12 am »

That's what Wild West Warhammer part is for. You get some shitty mining settlements, huge long range trains, cheap stub weapons and maybe a bunch of bigger cities where the Warhammer part is much more prominent. All amongs this, an undercover, perhaps rogue Inquisitor goes around in a poncho and shoots people, and sorry bunch of players need to find him despite not having a single damn idea how to survive in world like that. No more hives, high-tech and people who give a damn about religion anymore.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2201 on: December 06, 2015, 09:03:33 pm »

PSA: The final part of All Guardsman Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts is live now.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2202 on: December 06, 2015, 09:19:10 pm »

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2203 on: December 08, 2015, 11:00:06 am »

I feel like MadMaxhammer would be chaos v chaos.
A Khornate speed cult being infiltrated by a word bearer, perhaps?
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« Reply #2204 on: December 08, 2015, 11:07:54 am »

I feel like MadMaxhammer would be chaos v chaos.
A Khornate speed cult being infiltrated by a word bearer, perhaps?

Orks v Chaos I'd say.

Orkish Speed Freakz against a Raptor Cult/Biker Warband.

Stormboyz streaking through the air only to be smashed into by raptors and borne to the ground, Ork and Chaos bikes grinding against one another in close ranged firefights and high speed blade duels, the fallen being pulped under heavy tires.
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