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[MetalSlimeHunt]

The ony valid discussion of wobblyknockers in this thread is the Sea of Dicks, the Slaaneshi afterlife. Other chaotic afterlives pending.

[Grim Portent]

The ony valid discussion of wobblyknockers in this thread is the Sea of Dicks, the Slaaneshi afterlife. Other chaotic afterlives pending.

While I don't have my daemons codex on me right now, I'm pretty sure only one of Slaanesh's Palace's seven circles has anything to do with genitalia. It's full of beautiful androgynes of both genders that are actually glamoured daemonettes that kill anyone who touches them. The rest are tied to vanity, pride, gluttony and so on.

Thinking about it, compared to the other gods Slaanesh's realm kind of sucks for those who wind up there. At least the other gods do have decent afterlives for some of their followers, like becoming a rotting rosebush, or a blacksmith, or part of a daemon formed of coalesced souls.

[Kot]

Slaanesh knows that you can't spell happiness without penis.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Slaanesh's palace is just a fevered hallucination Dante had as he slowly was eaten alive by the warp. The more general Slaaneshi afterlife is definitely the sea of dicks, where else will hir put hir Eldar fleshslaves?

[Xantalos]

What do we want?

What do we want?

You really want to know what I want? You really want to know the truth, yes? I want my people to reclaim their rightful place in the galaxy. I want to see the Centauri stretch forth their hand again, and command the stars. I want a rebirth of glory, a renaissance of power. I want to stop running through my life like a man late for an appointment...afraid to look back, or to look forward. I want us to be what we used to be! I want...I want it all back the way that it was!

... Who are you?

A conscious observer willing to play many possible roles, if fulfillment of those roles is desired, and who favors outcomes that don't involve the human race becoming enslaved.

It makes so much sense now. I finally found you, you fucker.

I found the GEOM and he is LordBucket.

This makes far too much sense.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Y'know Xan, for a karate monk, I really expect you to have a better sleep schedule.

[Xantalos]

Oh, I have a far better sleep schedule than I did just a few months before. I'm getting ... about 5 more hours a night on average.

'Sides, that revelation happened during the sun's zenith.

[LordBaal]

That's it, this thread needs to be cleansed, I'm calling every imperial power, exterminatus simply might not be enough.

[Tack]

Don't worry about it, this is all part of the Tzeentchian afterlife.
We think we've solved it, so we'll wake up soon... Again.
Who we are and how many of us are there,
Who is someone other than they thought they were,
Which of us have been switched, and whom amongst us were never real.
Well....
We won't know until we wake up. Again.

[Egan_BW]

...
... Good morning, Pathos.

[TempAcc]

Oh boy! I'm sure glad this isn't khornate afterlife, otherwise we'd all be getting punched in the face with maulerfiends right about n

[Kot]

Except Khornate afterlife is pretty cool, since if you were lucky enough to get there you proably end making weapons the rest of your afterlife and sometimes having a nice fight. Chaos doesn't exactly punish those who follow it (maybe except Slaanesh, but then it's followers proably don't object much to being punished), it rewards them, even if the Chaos Gods have a... different sense of humour and justice.

Speaking of justice... I totally have to call the Arbitres and tell them to bring chain-mauls.

[Tack]

Nurgle's afterlife...
If you've died, you were doing it wrong.

[Egan_BW]

Nurgle's afterlife...
If you've died, you were doing it wrong.

Or maybe some imperials were doing it very right.

[Loud Whispers]

Chaos doesn't exactly punish those who follow it (maybe except Slaanesh, but then it's followers proably don't object much to being punished), it rewards them, even if the Chaos Gods have a... different sense of humour and justice.

Counterpoint, Tzeentch