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[Furtuka]

"And yet it is accepted fact that everyone's Pathos. If you are not he, then you are nothingness itself and have no reason to be in this court!"

[FallacyofUrist]

"According to what dictionary is everybody Pathos?"

[poketwo]

I DID NOT DIE, AND I AM NOT PATHOS.

[NullForceOmega]

Just because some persons are Pathos does not mean all persons are Pathos, if you wish to continue under your sad little delusion then by all means do so, I will have no part of it.  I reiterate my previous argument, everyone is not guilty of the crimes in question, because if I am guilty, I am going to burn the whole world to dust.

[Furtuka]

It's a repeat, but there's no sense in building up a new legend to glorify them.  Might as well chalk it up to Pathos and move on.

"You see, even Toady One accepts it! And that is not enough for you, then I present to ye this. For it is not dictionaries that rule the courts, it is precedence of interpretation! AND SO HERE I GIVE IT TO YOU!"

Spoiler: Submitted Evidence: Book of precedence regarding the accepted definition of Pathos (click to show/hide)

I'm confused. How many people are MoM now? Are... Are you Pathos?

Pathos is all. All is Pathos.

Also, Pathos is everyone.

Who the fuck is Pathos, anyways?

Everyone.

I just checked, and I can confirm that I am you, Pathos.

B-but I'm adorable :<

Don't worry Objective, we all love you.(Well, at least me... Someone here doesn't love Objective? Ah, you do.)

I think the only one who doesn't love Objective is Objective.
...And Pathos.

But Pathos is everyone, Pathos.

Tawa, stop being perfect.

D'awww, thanks.

Thanking yourself, I see, Pathos.

October 23, 2022?

Pathos isn't just everyone, he's also everywhere and every... when? Omnipresent.

It probably either escaped or was consumed by your wax. Every time you move your jaw a ripple of ear wax from the innermost ear moves further outward. It was probably caught in such a wave.
If it lived very long you'd probably be dead or deaf.

Yeah, I always assumed it got caught in earwax and died in there... But a large fly dying inside my ear is a terrifying enough thought.  Whenever I think about it, I wonder just how long I had a little rotting carcass hanging around in there.

I think you messed up your quoting there.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Everything seems to be in order here.

Also from being Pathos apparently? Since we all are.

Hey, I will vouch for Breadbocks, Tenshi, Janet, Myself, Ahra, Adwarf. Thats pretty much it.

Okay.

So that is six alts.

>_>
i put too much info online to not consider me as Pathos.

hooray! 3 sigs! including one by a guy that virtually never comes here and I can't remember the name of!

Oi, Lurkers are the best amongst us all, true listeners

But listeners of the forum, or of Jifodus?

Jifodus is merely the Prime Aspect of the Lurker. And the Lurker is but one face of Pathos.

Pathos is a mythical being, a force of nature. He can be anyone, anywhere, at any time. Fenrir is just a dumb wolf that got tricked by dorfs.

On an unrelated happynote - I woke up feeling rather content this morning, and I can't really remember the last time I did. I also felt rested like you only do after a really good night's sleep, I even had a pleasant dream to go with it. It feels good.

The logical conclusion is that Khorne is really Pathos.

Sounds exciting o_O

All the regulars still around?

I am is still here.

So are most everyone. I think Toony largely left, though he popped into one of these threads for one post. We are all still Pathos.

Luxembourg has become a memetic badass country thanks to me writing a giant paragraph somewhere. And by paragaraph I mean several paragraph narritive on how exactly Luxembourg conquered the world.

Actually, everybody is Pathos. That includes all the guys who are secret mantises and the one guy who's not.

Some people just don't realise it though.

What's Pathos?

Everyone is Pathos.

We are all Pathos. Or did you forget?

We are all PATHOS! Except one of us is secretly AN ATROPOS.

FTFY

...
I've finally figured it out. Douglas Adams is Bay12 from the future, in which we bond together unto one entity, and then go back in time to write books.

We're geniuses! Or will be. Or were. Or...

AGH.

Then, partway through the bonding ritual, the more reference-oriented Bay12ers split off and become Zack Johnson, creator of Kingdom of Loathing, while the upperboards splinter off and form Toady.

No. Us in the future is Pathos. Just as the us of the present and past are.

Ah, yes, but Douglas Adams was also Pathos, so there is no contradiction.

You're all actually my imagination. And I'm pathos of course if the theory is still correct.

I just realized what all this Pathos thing was about. :X

Ni you didn't. You got told what this Pathos thing was about

Someone care to explain Pathos to me quickly before anyone else notices I don't know about it?

pathos is love, pathos is life
might be getting that confused with someone else
might be if everyone wasn't pathos

Shut up pathos, we all know it's you in there, pretending to have poor punctuation.

sounds like something pathos would say

Well they are all just Pathos, so it makes sense they would all be Descan as well.

We're all pathos. Solipsists we are.

But aren't we all secretly Pathos? We'd have to sacrifice everyone for it to work.

What if...

TOADY ONE IS PATHOS?!?

Of course he is, Pathos. Everybody is Pathos, Pathos. How could you forget such a thing, Pathos?

But Pathos, is grisha5 also Pathos?

Of course he is, Pathos. Pathos engineered the GR-5 Incident, just like how Pathos created the Kongregate Incursion.

Edit: Sorry for the double post.

I still feel like that guy and all the others were the same guy. Somehow.

Yes even the crap on other webpages.

Well, duh.
They're all Pathos.
Everything is Pathos.

I am you
You are me
Pathos is ev'rybody~

Is it gonna be revealed in the series finale that the entire cast of Bay12 is actually the same person?

I thought everyone knew we're all Pathos.

If one of us is Snake, then we are all Snake, because we are all Pathos.

It's easy when everyone is Pathos.

I'll nominate Pathos. Since we are all Pathos, this is everyone.

Seriously though, I nominate MetalSlimeHunt and MaximumZero.

I blame Darvi for everything.

Which is ok because that means Pathos did it.

Kaenneth is Descan? I would be more surprised if they weren't both already Pathos.

Pretty damn convincing hallucination! Does that mean that all of you are mere by-products of my mind?

No, everyone is still Pathos.

I'm not Pathos! You're Pathos!

YOU'RE ALL PATHOS!

Angel of Death has gone stark raving mad!

All right cut that out you. I know you're all Pathos anyways.

Wait.. I'm my own girlfriend?

If you're Pathos, yeah.

Calling people "they" is the easiest way to be certain of correctness, since everybody here is Pathos, which in turn means that Pathos is multiple people and therefore merits a plural noun.

I honestly doubt that Atnegam and Xantalos are controlled by the same person. But then again we're all Pathos, so what do I know?

Mastahcheese looks like Vector because we're all Pathos :v

And MZ looks badass.

[NullForceOmega]

You don't appear to be listening miserable machine, so I will make this painfully clear before I reduce you and this entire courtroom to background radiation.  I.  AM.  NOT.  PATHOS.

[Furtuka]

"I believe that constitutes grounds to be charged with contempt of court. Judge?"

[FallacyofUrist]

"You are Pathos, therefore you don't exist, thus you haven't been talking to us, therefore this never happened."

((There's a TV Trope called Insane Troll Logic, look it up.))

[NullForceOmega]

Right, that's it.

https://youtu.be/qRE3DXErp14

[Furtuka]

"You are Pathos, therefore you don't exist, thus you haven't been talking to us, therefore this never happened."

((There's a TV Trope called Insane Troll Logic, look it up.))

"Incorrect, for Pathos is not nothingness, he is everybody, including me and you. If that was enough to make non-existence then therefore this case would have no basis to even start as there would be nobody to execute the trial, nor to make the initial accusal in the first place, let alone create a court system. Feel free to argue this but I believe you will find it difficult when your very argument contradicts itself by being spoken."

((You say that as if I hadn't read it many times over years ago.))

Right, that's it.

https://youtu.be/qRE3DXErp14

"I'm not cleaning that up. And isn't blowing up the courtroom a criminal act?"

[FallacyofUrist]

"Here's one over for you: Knock knock."

[Furtuka]

"There's a doorbell you know."

"..."

"...alright, alright, who's there?"

[FallacyofUrist]

"Doctor."

[Furtuka]

"Doctor who? _{don't you dare pull a tardis out from under your bench}"

[Tawa]

It's a repeat, but there's no sense in building up a new legend to glorify them.  Might as well chalk it up to Pathos and move on.

"You see, even Toady One accepts it! And that is not enough for you, then I present to ye this. For it is not dictionaries that rule the courts, it is precedence of interpretation! AND SO HERE I GIVE IT TO YOU!"

Spoiler: Submitted Evidence: Book of precedence regarding the accepted definition of Pathos (click to show/hide)

-snip-

"This evidence... will be your undoing."

"Your honor! I motion that we put the current trial on hold until the prosecutor returns, in order to address the urgent question of Pathos!"

May 21
8:55 PM EST
Courtroom #12

Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)

Tawarochir Law Offices Attorney's Badges
Tawarochir and co.'s attorney's badges. Proof of our profession.
Dampe's Prosecutor's Badge
Dampe's prosecutor's badge. Edgeworth's mentor says it's more chic to keep it in your pocket.
Wikipedia Article
Wikipedia article on objections in law. Could come in handy.
Tawarochir's Business Card
Tawarochir Law Offices' business card. Has the address of this thread, the phone number of this thread, and Tawa's, his protégé's, and Techy's names on it.
Punishment for Misuse of Magic Cats
Unusually strict regulations on magic cat usage. Life in the circus, no parole.
List of Charges
Dampe's charges against the defendants. Everybody is being sued for 84th degree sigtext and charged with malpractice. Tawarochir is being charged with premeditated vehicular deicide.
Pathos Scrapbook
Submitted by Furtuka. Contains a list of quotes supporting Pathos's omnipresence.