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[Tawa]

Wrong!

[BadLemonsXI]

((*Lemons starts mussing out some reply image's, Posting incoming*))

[BadLemonsXI]

"Hello, who is th-""Are you Badlemon of Australi-"

"he died in the last courtroom explosion, you'd want to call-""WHO'S TALKING TO MY EVIL TWIN!?!"

"Oh, give me that! Ask the federal courts or something!"

"Tawa here."

Oh Tawa. Its Lemons. The hells going on?

*Fun Fact: I actually own that gun. So Im still not being that OP :P*

[Tawa]

Spoiler: And since Dampe has instead decided to abruptly be Edgeworth... (click to show/hide)

"Oh, hey, Lemons-- wait a second... where are you calling from?"

"Anyway, nothing much, just some guy going on about an LCS raid or something, your client from last time is playing real life Street Fighter with some guy out in the hallway. You know, usual stuff. Say, you think you could come help Dampe here? He abruptly transformed from Shi-Long Lang into Edgeworth a few seconds ago and now he's alone at the prosecution's bench."


"Now that that ludicrous cross-examination is over and my suit's back from the dry cleaner's, let's get on with it."

"You claim you're dropping the charges, but you're also suing everybody for... let's see... malpractice and 84th degree sigtext. You're also charging me with breaking and entering and 12th degree murder, which sounds like an interesting trial, and it's not like it's exactly procedure to abruptly drop... premeditated vehicular deicide, I think? So let's get on with it."

"Oh, and, Mr. Injustice, you should just go. Your services... are no longer needed."

"Alright, boss."

The pseudojudge presiding over the trial in Blitz's absence declares a recess for a few minutes.

May 17
4:40 EST
Prosecutor's Lobby #12

...

May 17
4:40 EST
Defense Lobby #12

...

Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)

Tawarochir Law Offices Attorney's Badges
Tawarochir and co.'s attorney's badges. Proof of our profession.
Dampe's Prosecutor's Badge
Dampe's prosecutor's badge. Edgeworth's mentor says it's more chic to keep it in your pocket.
Wikipedia Article
Wikipedia article on objections in law. Could come in handy.
Tawarochir's Business Card
Tawarochir Law Offices' business card. Has the address of this thread, the phone number of this thread, and Tawa's, his protégé's, and Techy's names on it.
Punishment for Misuse of Magic Cats
Unusually strict regulations on magic cat usage. Life in the circus, no parole.
List of Charges
Dampe's charges against the defendants. Everybody is being sued for 84th degree sigtext and charged with malpractice. Tawarochir is being charged with premeditated vehicular deicide.

[poketwo]

*SUDDENLY MUSLIM TERRORISTS EVERYWHERE*

[Tawa]

poketwo.

This is a thread for settling disputes in an absurd but civilized way that involves insane troll logic and stolen Ace Attorney sprites.

This is not a minimalist RTD.

You're not winning anything by constantly interrupting us with your random bullshit. Nobody thinks it's funny.

[poketwo]

EVERYONE IS BEING TRIED HERE.


THEREFOR, MUSLIM TERRORISTS WILL TRY TO KILL DAMPE.

[FallacyofUrist]

((No. (2) Muslim terrorists try to kill poketwo instead.))

[poketwo]

*TERRORISTS DIE DUE TO CHRONOSHPERE TELEPORTING THEM INTO SUN*

THREAT ELIMINATED.

[Dampe]

EVERYONE IS BEING TRIED HERE.


THEREFOR, MUSLIM TERRORISTS WILL TRY TO KILL DAMPE.

As an aside, most "Islamic" extremists eschew the teachings of Muhammad, but whatever, fine, there are "Muslim" terrorists trying to kill me.

[endlessblaze]

".................anyyyyyyyyy ways"

(blaze attacks blitz with his sword, default three hit combo! he follows it up by summoning deadly poison flowers around himself!)

((I don't have images for this because those attacks are so hard to isolate from screen shots))

((tawa, would you do the honors?))

[BadLemonsXI]

"Raids, Street Fighter and Transformation. Got it"

"So Im going to need a ride to the count and a new suit and- Eh? One moment please."

*BANG*

"And while I can do it my memoirs are still unloading into this new lemon so I may not be of much help."

"You get all that?"

Edit:

Hehehehe its like playing spot the lemon ^_^

[BadLemonsXI]

((No reply's? none?))

[FallacyofUrist]

"I'll just send him a helicopter."

A helicopter is en route to the lemon lawyer.

[Tawa]

"Alright, Everybody. Does anybody have evidence that Everybody isn't guilty?"