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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 28391 times)

Harbingerjm

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2014, 08:58:41 am »
Personal lifestyle management testing.

Vandalism.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2014, 09:32:21 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 03, 2014, 08:24:03 am
Quote from: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 07:12:51 am
Removal of undesirable elements to create an ideal society.
Wait, that sounds innocent to you? It sounds like a pretty obvious euphemism for genocide.
Or it could be an urban renewal plan... Hey, there's an idea.

Quote from: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 08:58:41 am
Personal lifestyle management testing.

Vandalism.

Urban renewal.

Rioting.
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TheOnlySolitaire

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2014, 09:50:01 am »

Quote from: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 09:32:21 am
Rioting.

Crowd sourcing social media event

arms dealing
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #33 on: June 03, 2014, 09:58:36 am »
Providing security to those who lack it.

Slavery.
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TheOnlySolitaire

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2014, 10:04:36 am »
Economic stimulus package

or even better ''Volunteering initiatives''


Racketeering

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2014, 11:02:12 am »
"Private organization fundraising"

((Good luck with this one)) 

"Rape"
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2014, 11:05:06 am »
Quote from: griffinpup on June 03, 2014, 11:02:12 am
"Rape"

Asymmetrical dating!

Patricide.
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2014, 01:22:21 pm »
Checking the will

Treason
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IamanElfCollaborator

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2014, 01:23:45 pm »
Supporting social Darwinism.

Genocide
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Comrade P.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2014, 01:25:29 pm »
Social reconstruction

War crimes
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2014, 01:25:46 pm »
Collateral damage

Cannibalism
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Comrade P.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2014, 01:28:32 pm »
Alternative food source, which doesn't harm animals and even plants

Negligence
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2014, 01:42:38 pm »
Being a very busy man or woman.

Mass poisoning of schoolchildren.
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Truean

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #43 on: June 03, 2014, 01:48:45 pm »
Bullet theft (by victim).

Assault with a deadly weapon, with firearms specification.  (by defendant)
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #44 on: June 03, 2014, 02:02:50 pm »
Attempt to downsize workforce

Desertion
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