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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 28393 times)

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #60 on: June 03, 2014, 05:03:13 pm »

Enhancing the taste of the unsavory tap water.

Beating your boss's head in with a lead pipe in a sewer treatment facility.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #61 on: June 03, 2014, 05:04:40 pm »

Taking an active part in improving management.

Pulling someone's fingernails off.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #62 on: June 03, 2014, 05:06:52 pm »

Fungal infection prophylaxis.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #63 on: June 03, 2014, 05:07:46 pm »

Giving the place that little 'sparkle'.

Buggery.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #64 on: June 03, 2014, 05:08:34 pm »

Buggery.

Insulting Dear Leader Kim-Jong-Un.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #65 on: June 03, 2014, 05:09:43 pm »

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Face Stabbing.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #66 on: June 03, 2014, 05:10:34 pm »

Constructivist Facial Surgery.

Criminal negligence.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #67 on: June 03, 2014, 05:13:09 pm »

Coffee break

Suplexing aquatic life
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #68 on: June 03, 2014, 05:13:51 pm »

Service to the Shark Punching Center

Date rape

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #69 on: June 03, 2014, 05:18:24 pm »

Spicing up the relationship.

Drug Trafficing.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #70 on: June 03, 2014, 05:19:23 pm »

Distribution of important Medicines to Parties that Require Them

Harboring a fugitive.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #71 on: June 03, 2014, 05:20:25 pm »

Citizen's house arrest, then citizen's parole.

Serial killing.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #72 on: June 03, 2014, 05:21:30 pm »

Preemptive removal of criminals from society.

Assaulting an officer.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #73 on: June 03, 2014, 05:23:24 pm »

Personal complaint filing.

Burning down an orphanage.

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #74 on: June 03, 2014, 05:25:27 pm »

Making sure orphans are warm during winter.

Flaying boy scouts.
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