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Author Topic: Make a crime sound innocent.  (Read 27912 times)

Fniff

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2014, 07:12:51 am »
Removal of undesirable elements to create an ideal society.

Embezzlement from a charity.
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TheOnlySolitaire

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2014, 07:15:46 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 03, 2014, 07:10:16 am
Genocide.

Targeted demographic population adjustment


EDIT: Damn Ninja'd

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Embezzlement from a charity
'Supporting those in need'


Document Forgery
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2014, 07:18:25 am »
Bureaucracy streamlining

Treason
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2014, 07:22:09 am »
Governmental reforms.

Littering.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2014, 07:24:47 am »
Specific object placement.
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TheOnlySolitaire

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2014, 07:26:39 am »
Avoidance of environmental defacement through the propagation of land fill sites, via localised waste disposal.

or just, localised waste disposal.



Bribery
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2014, 07:30:15 am »
Quote from: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 07:26:39 am
Bribery

Sponsorship!

Conspiracy with your ex-wife's new husband (who happens to be your lover) to kill said ex-wife in a manner that looks like an accident.
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TheOnlySolitaire

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2014, 07:36:47 am »
Undercover teamwork-oriented problem solving


Kidnapping for ransom
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Harbingerjm

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2014, 07:39:56 am »
Post-Paid Vacation Facilitation.

Breaking and entering.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2014, 07:42:14 am »
Quote from: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 07:39:56 am
Breaking and entering.

A perfectionist approach to exploration!

Firebombing a civil rights demonstration.
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Harbingerjm

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2014, 07:45:10 am »
Crowd dispersal preventing heatstroke by example.

Sabotage.
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TheOnlySolitaire

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2014, 08:11:14 am »
Durability and structural security testing

Counterfeiting
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2014, 08:24:03 am »
Quote from: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 07:12:51 am
Removal of undesirable elements to create an ideal society.
Wait, that sounds innocent to you? It sounds like a pretty obvious euphemism for genocide.

"Fanfic for the government"

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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2014, 08:30:24 am »
Motorist awareness testing.

Jumbled usage of they're, their and there.
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Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2014, 08:49:25 am »
Educational testing, and the exploratory grammar investigation into Nazi members.


Their are far worse crimes than confusing the wrong uses of the words 'there', aren't they're though?

:p

Drug dealing
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