Oops. Well, whatever.
Upgrade my anti-mindcontrol technology to produce planetary scale anti-mindcontrol fields.
You aren't powerful enough to make the anti-mind-control tech that powerful.
Look around this barren wasteland for the materials needed to make simple tools, like a pickaxe. If possible, create a pickaxe, and then start digging a quarry.
[3] You find the raw materials for a pick. You do not find the tools to make a pick.
The many horrific faces acrossed the body known as spazyak, consonantly shifting into life and death-being born and destroyed Would speak.
Yes.....Thank you for helping me....Leafe, you wish to destroy Satan still? Perhaps I can help Forge the Epic Sword- Night Bringer. Capable of rending all foes' dreams and minds so I don't have to destroy their body....unless i want to.
I don't think you have the ability to make that.
Blueify the universe.
[3] You make the universe very slightly bluer.
Find a book that's actually somewhat interesting.
[6] You read
Killing Whisperling For Dummies. It's entirely accurate.
Challenge God to a game of who can stay inanimate the longest. Who ever wins gets to become an accountant.
God refuses.
Walk into Satan's palace. Convince him to give control of Hell to me or suffer timelessness.
If the threat fails, then (time allowing) attack the palace with my army of demons.
+3 points.
"No. Die." [5] You manage to permanently banish Satan from Hell before he can kill you.
Challenge Satan to a rap battle for control of Hell, if I lose, I die.
Based off of your statement that if Nunzillor and spazyak fail to overthrow Satan you would get a rap battle, I assume you intended to wait until Nunzillor's action had been executed. As Nunzillor succeeded, I assume that you do not intend to do this action.
Turn my largest moon into an ark capable of holding many voidbeasts. +2
[5
+2] Done. It is self-driving and hates you.
Ask the Intertank for assistance with repairing the portal, then repair the portal if it assists.
The Intertank seems to think it has better things to do.
Take over another solar system via the same means.
[3] You take over a planet, but not the rest of the system.
Usurp control of the nearest interstellar civilization.
[6] You take over the empire surrounding Paphi.
Beirus: 45
Nosaneinme: 12
AoshimaMichio: 31
Sarrak: 48
High tyrol: 55
endlessblaze: 40
Salsacookies: 51
poketwo: 55
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 34
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 7
DoctorMcTaalik: 28
conein: 16
H4zardZ1: 13
Whisperling: 18
Hiddenleafguy: 15
FallacyofUrist: 10
Megggas: 15
Elephant Parade: 7
The Froggy Ninja: 8
Tomasque: 8
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Has an moon-sized ark that hates them.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Everywhere
Is red.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
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