No, I don't consider that as repaired time. But while we are shifting so much:
Prevent Satan's fall from grace. +1
[6
+1] You convince "past" Satan that openly rebelling against God is a bad idea. Due to that, Satan is duplicated.
AGGHHHH SOMEBODY HELP GET ME SOME MORPHINE OR MAKE ME NUMB TO PAIN!
Slowly become numb to the pain and become one with the pain!
You're in too much pain for that to be doable.
Respawn as an aasimar (tiefling, but for gods instead of daemons.) then go steal one of coolrune's anti-mindcontrol jewelry pieces. Then if I still have time go pick up my amulet. "Anyone have any idea what day of the week it is in this messed up universe where a normal day amounts to attempting (and failing.) to usurp Satan?"
[1] You respawn as a tiefling. Coolrune's anti-mindcontrol jewelery is small enough to fit individual subatomic particles, and due to that you can't take it. [4] You take and wear your amulet.
That is sooooooo boring though
Respawn as Jim the accountant
[3] You respawn as a counter.
Trance out.
[1] You fail to enter a trance in a rather painful way.
Become a bunny match maker. Use my hat to create a hundred or so bunnies, then start pairing them into romantic couples based on their personalities. After that, free all my bunnies, except Whiskers, so that they can populate this barren wasteland.
[2] The bunnies don't cooperate.
AGGHHHH SOMEBODY HELP GET ME SOME MORPHINE OR MAKE ME NUMB TO PAIN!
Slowly become numb to the pain and become one with the pain!
"Relax. This will help."
Inject a small amount of the timelessness potion into spazyak with a needle. Then, chug the rest.
[5] spazyak ceases to be in constant debilitating pain, and starts leaving a trail of timelessness. The potion works at full power when you drink it.
Heal Spayzak in all of his different forms.
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3] You successfully get spazyak into a state where he won't be in disabling pain if he exits timelessness.
Read another book.
[3] You read a mediocre romance novel.
Attempt to expand my influence to other moons. Order minions to begin galactic conquest.
[2] You remain firmly planted in your current bodies. Orders given.
Set up a system of government for when we take over more planets.
[4] Done. Paphi now has administrators for their empire.
Take over a solar system via threats of using my weapons and/or the actual use of said weapons.
[5] They surrender without you having to actually fire your weapons at them.
Place a ward against time paradoxes around my palace.
[2] You fail to set up a working ward against time paradoxes.
Beirus: 44
Nosaneinme: 11
AoshimaMichio: 30
Sarrak: 47
High tyrol: 54
endlessblaze: 39
Salsacookies: 50
poketwo: 54
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 33
Generally me: 3
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 6
DoctorMcTaalik: 27
conein: 15
H4zardZ1: 12
Whisperling: 17
Hiddenleafguy: 14
FallacyofUrist: 9
Megggas: 14
Elephant Parade: 6
The Froggy Ninja: 7
Tomasque: 7
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by an interstellar empire.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Everywhere
Is red.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
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