Insult God and call him a bitch.
If he actually does this, smite him so hard that he's deader than dead. +7
"Blasphemy is a sin and sinners are to be punished. I haven't heard of that being changed lately. I'm merely following orders,and this isn't related to you, so please stand aside."
"Y'know, why don't you worship me? I'm a kick-ass all powerful deity. I'm kind and forgiving. And if people insult me, I smite them myself. Plus, you get paid overtime. Time and a half over 40 hours, time and a half and a half over 60. Retirement will always be an option, too!"
Execute this only if it is possible to do so without failing whole smiting part: Check with God my employment contract if it is possible to change company.
smite aoshimalmichio.
"your over reacting by a longshot"
Also note that's not my name.
Insult God and call him a bitch.
Insult God and call him a bitch.
"If you do that I will smite you so hard that you'll be deader than dead! I will not tolerate that kind of blashphemy!"
Come at me bruh!
"I come with fire and pain, I bring end of sin, tear down homes of those who speak blasphemy. And sinners shall weep, they tear their clothes, throw ash and dust on their heads and beg forgiveness of Most Divine, but they shan't have it, for they have sinned against Him."
smite aoshimalmichio.
"your over reacting by a longshot"
[6
+2+7 vs. 5
+3] Generally me is deleted from existence immediately after preforming blasphemy. Generally me: respawn?
God states that He is fine with AoshimaMichio changing company, and AoshimaMichio will retain his resurrection rights if you remain in good standing.
Become the god of change, mutation, and evolution +3 points
[1] You become immune to divine power.
Spend 5 points to change Hell so that it is no longer made up of tiny clones of Coolrune, it gets really annoying after awhile.
Challenge Satan to a rap battle for supreme control of his empire.
Too many actions.
Heal everything in the universe, simultaneously.
[1
+1] You heal absolutely nothing.
Meditate on how no books seem to be both interesting and nonviolent.
[4] It's probably just bad luck.
Ask Whiskers for advice on what I should do.
[4] Whiskers suggests that you search for a farm.
"Now that Hell is wrested from that tyrant's control, a true golden age will begin."
Begin this golden age by ascending into godhood. Needed points +3.
6 points spent. [2
+3] You gain godhood with no side effects.
Get more experience with spaceships.
[2] You don't find any spaceships to practice with.
Send the ark into Dreamspace, for posterity.
[6] You teleport the ark there. You notice something staring back at you from the ark.
Build an interstellar teleporter.
[5] Done. It can transport entire armies, and is 2-way.
Finish taking over this system.
[2] You somehow miss everything in the system except the star.
"...You know what, it's not worth it."
Step down from my position as the ruler of the empire around Paphi.
[3] You are immediately made the successor of the new emperor.
Beirus: 46
Nosaneinme: 13
AoshimaMichio: 25
Sarrak: 49
High tyrol: 56
endlessblaze: 41
Salsacookies: 52
poketwo: 56
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 35
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 8
DoctorMcTaalik: 29
conein: 17
H4zardZ1: 14
Whisperling: 19
Hiddenleafguy: 16
FallacyofUrist: 11
Megggas: 16
Elephant Parade: 8
The Froggy Ninja: 9
Tomasque: 9
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Extremely dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
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