JUST GO KILL MYSELF BEFORE HE EVEN GOES BACK IN THE TIME HE PREVENTED MYSELF TO RISE TO ULTIMATE POWER BEFORE THE REBOOT
[4] You commit time machine assisted suicide, successfully preventing your own prevention of your ascension to power.
Summon an angel then ask it of an way the evil fiends currently manifesting in our world could be banished/destroyed/imprisoned/etc.
[6] You summon an angel, and they advise blessed artillery for demon-slaying. Or other heavy weapons.
Meditate more. +2
[2
+2] You learn how to use any kind of magic available to mortals.
go take over some galaxies +1
[6] You gain control over several galaxies, but are having a lot of trouble getting your orders to all of your empire.
Develop a method of FTL travel that does not require wormholes and is quicker than what the golems would otherwise have to resort to using. 2 points.
[6
+1] You develop a FTL travel spell that rips space if used in a place that doesn't have defense against damage to reality. Then you give it to the pizza golems.
Change pizza golems to make them more intelligent and cunning. 2 points
[5
+2] You give them sufficient intellect to invent whatever they need, assuming it is possible for them to make if they know how. You also give them a large amount of hubris.
Check if life-bearing planet 1 has any moons.
[1] It has an invisible moon. Which just hit you. You suffer no significant damage.
Open a demonic portal.
[2] You mess up the circle and the portal doesn't form.
Remove Sarrak's control over our galaxy.
You fail.
Beirus: 30
Sarrak: 36
Lielac: 43
Elephant Parade: 46
Paphi: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 39
poketwo: 13
bigjaredmonkey: 46
LordSlowpoke: 49
taat: 15
AoshimaMichio: 19
Coolrune206: 38
TalonisWolf: 45
Nunzillor: 18
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 5
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, before it was absorbed.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
Galahairy empire has control over several galaxies.
Is having trouble getting orders to all of the galahairy empire.
High tyrol
Knows how to summon angels.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Knows of 3 planets with life.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is well protected against damage to reality.
Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
Have a lot of hubris.
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