MAKE SURE THAT NOMATTER WHAT CHANGES IN THE TIMELINE, I STILL BECOME WHAT I WAS BEFORE THE REBOOT
REQUIRED POINTS
3 points charged. [1] You prevent your own ascension to that status.
Purchase all industries. +1
[2] You don't have enough money for that.
Meditate on those Secrets from earlier.
[3] You ponder the details of assorted variants of geometry, and understand most of them.
Rebuild military and infrastructure also build defences around all my galaxies +2
You don't have complete control over any galaxies if I recall correctly. [3
+1] Military and infrastructure rebuilt.
Hug the suit, then go off and create a much smaller version which will fit tightly around my body. It will function like the large one, but be agile. As many points as fucking necessary for an uber-success.
I do not know how many points you want to spend. For reference, building a robot without a factory usually needs 1 point.
Create a force field around the galaxy protecting it from reality-damaging actions. 3 points.l
[6] You create a force field around the pizza golem's galaxy that closes all portals inside it and protects against reality-damaging things.
Order mortals to regroup and develop better technologies for war. Order ship avatar to investigate one of those planets with life on it. Make the hole into a proper Man Cave. +1
[6] The mortals test weaponry that renders areas unlivable. The weapons work perfectly.
Orders given to ship-avatar.
[6
+1] You make the hole into a cave rigged with enough explosives to wipe a planet clean of life.
Join and then study methods of summoning angels
[4] You learn how to summon angels.
Scan life-bearing planet 1.
[4] It seems to be likely to have life on it in a few centuries.
Get the imp to tell me how to make a portal.
[5] Done.
Look over transport tech. Is it dependent on portals for faster than light travel?
[3] It's a lot faster with portals.
Beirus: 29
Sarrak: 37
Lielac: 42
Elephant Parade: 45
Paphi: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 38
poketwo: 12
bigjaredmonkey: 45
LordSlowpoke: 48
taat: 14
AoshimaMichio: 18
Coolrune206: 37
TalonisWolf: 44
Nunzillor: 19
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 4
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, before it was absorbed.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
High tyrol
Knows how to summon angels.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Knows of 3 planets with life.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly.