Become the planet. +1
[6
+1] You do that, and immediately get sued because you don't own the planet.
KILL COOLRUNE
[5] Done.
Two things
1. Promote the use of anti-mind control shields and spells among the populace of earth
2. Create a new npc groop called panicking innocents give them an actions make to where demons goal is eradicate all members of that groop
You cannot preform more than 1 action per turn yourself, you need minions for that.
Expand and improve the galahairy empire +3(I do have three points if you back at the last three turns)
It seems that I forgot to add points. Thank you for calling my attention to that. [4
+3] You improve their technology, size and resistance to mind control. The galahairy empire is no longer under your complete control, but is still mostly loyal to you.
Help pizza golems rebuild. We must have an evil empire in this game! +2 points
[6
+2] You give the pizza golems sufficient power to pull off the destruction of reality and sufficient wisdom to leave before doing that. You do not give them enough wisdom to not try to kill everything else.
Ask the void what to do next.
[3] There is no response.
Help pizza golems rebuild. We must have an evil empire in this game! +2 points
Agreed! Also help the pizza golems rebuild, but do so as a separate action so as not to help them into oblivion. 1 point.
[6] You tell the pizza golems about the game mechanics while helping them rebuild.
Reclaim my divinity. All points.
[2
+46] You tear your godhood from reality, damaging it irreparably short of a 5-point action.
[1
-2] [1
-2] Sarrak and Beirus are driven completely insane, and can no longer take meaningful actions. Sarrak and Beirus: respawn?
[4
-2] Earth is destroyed. [2
-2] tatt's solar system is destroyed, along with the space it was in. [5
-2+2] The pizza golem's galaxy remains intact. [1
-2] AoshimaMichio is killed, along with everything in the same solar system. [3
-2+1] The galahairy empire is destroyed.
Beirus's ship-avatar tries to dodge [2] and fails, [6
-2] but survives anyway. The repair horrors survive, but cannot help. The pizza golems remain alive, due to being in their galaxy. The demonic suit dies due to being on Earth. [6
-2+1] The anti-demon inquisition is perfectly fine.
Paphi survives due to being outside of reality. Elephant Parade survives, with his divinity. TalonisWolf survives due to being an abstract concept. poketwo survives due to being in the past. Sarrak and Beirus are driven completely insane, as previously described. Everyone else: respawn?
See if Beirus is safe.
[6] You find out that Beirus is completely insane.
Drown our sorrows.
[6] You get incapacitatingly drunk. Somehow.
Remove the data-blocking field.
[5] Done.
See if any demons survived.
[3] Extremely few demons survived.
Beirus: 34
Sarrak: 36
Lielac: 47
Elephant Parade: 1
Paphi: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 43
poketwo: 12
bigjaredmonkey: 50
LordSlowpoke: 53
taat: 19
AoshimaMichio: 17
Coolrune206: 42
TalonisWolf: 48
Nunzillor: 18
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 9
Beirus
Original post-reboot self
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Is insane to the point of inability to act.
Sarrak
Original post-reboot self
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Is insane to the point of inability to act.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is a pre-reboot god, and as such can warp reality on a planetary scale.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Dead.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Dead.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, at turn 85.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Dead.
High tyrol
Dead.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Nearly irreparably damaged.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
poketwo gains vast amounts of power pre-reboot.
Everyone has access to all magic, and knows how to use said access.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Dead.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is not well protected against damage to reality.
Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Know how to kill Sarrak or Beirus, and can do that with current resources.
Know the game mechanics.
Are wise enough to not destroy reality with them in it.
Anti-demon inquisition
Universe-wide.
Skilled.
Founded by High tyrol.