yay now order them to build spaceships and take over other planets in the solar system. do the same threaten beard thing on another planet (+points that are needed)
[1] You try the beard thing on a species that doesn't have any beards. They tell you to go away.
Buy enough weapons for my mobs and train them to be effective corporate soldiers. +1.
[3
+1] Done.
Study Exoreality.
[3] It is empty, except for some things that you can't quite get a good look at and yourself.
Now make a construction facility! And transport beyween it and the ship! 2 points!!!1
[5
+1] You build a construction facility equiped with an interplanetary mass driver.
Consumation continues!
[5] You absorb a layer relatively safely for the inhabitants.
Respawn as Respawning, observe effects on self and others. As many points as necessary for success.
[6] You become the word "respawning".
SPEND THE REQUIRED POINTS TO GO TO THE OLD REALITY. +REQUIRED POINTS TO DO THIS ACTION
3 points charged. [6] You appear in a desert.
Create wormholes in space that make settlement of distant reaches of the universe more feasible. If it impossible to do so using reality-warping actions, do so with science! 3 points.
[5] Done.
Come up with a precise definition of art.
[2] You argue about art for a while, but don't get a precise definition of art.
Beirus: 26
Sarrak: 32
Lielac: 34
Elephant Parade: 37
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 30
poketwo: 14
bigjaredmonkey: 37
LordSlowpoke: 40
taat: 6
AoshimaMichio: 17
Coolrune206: 32
TalonisWolf: 36
Nunzillor: 18
Generally me: 3
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control beards.
Rules 1 planet.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Under the rule of pizza golems.
Pizza golems rule everywhere within a few lightyears.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.