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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Beirus]

Waitwaitwait, you can spend points to lift the curse of not being able to spend points?
Do so (5pts)

((You cant. Paphi went back in time before the curse to remove the curse.))

[Paphi]

((Free teleportation is pretty boss.))

Let's get Earth back in the flow of time.

[Beirus]

Lift the curse for me and Sarrak.

[Nunzillor]

Summon Cthulhu.  3 points.

[taat]

Oh.
Make wooden tools

[ShadowDragon]

DESTROY THE CURSE

You can't break the curse right now.

Time to expand my business.
Open new fast food places.

[6] You launch a bunch of spaceships to nearby stars. They should set up fast food places in a few centuries. Customers might take longer.

((Free teleportation is pretty boss.))

Let's get Earth back in the flow of time.

You can't un-timelock things.

Lift the curse for me and Sarrak.

You can't undo a 5-point action without points.

Summon Cthulhu.  3 points.

You can't spend points.

Oh.
Make wooden tools

[5] You can make tools. And you do.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 21
Sarrak: 31
Lielac: 29
Elephant Parade: 32
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 25
poketwo: 12
bigjaredmonkey: 32
LordSlowpoke: 35
taat: 14
AoshimaMichio: 15
Coolrune206: 27
TalonisWolf: 31
Nunzillor: 19

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Outside of reality.
  Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Is space wizard in space.
  Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
  Alive.
  On a habitable planet.
  Has a lot of wood.
  Has tools.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
  Has popular fast food place.
  Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Coolrune206
  Dead.
TalonisWolf
  Dead.
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Dead.
  Banned from the first McDonalds.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
  Is reinforced.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    All players except Paphi are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
    All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  About a billion independent pizza golems.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Has interfragment portal network.
  Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
  Has a bunch of human burgers.
  Air draining away.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
  Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Dead.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Dead.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
  Dead.
Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.

[Sarrak]

Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?

Unite against the curse!

[Beirus]

Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?

Unite against the curse!

If we are reality, shouldn't altering ourselves be a point - free action anyway?
+1

[Paphi]

Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?

Unite against the curse!

If we are reality, shouldn't altering ourselves be a point - free action anyway?
+1

I'm outside of reality and apparently know Secrets, so I can probably do... something.
Help, +2.

[AoshimaMichio]

Hire mobs to completely destroy McDonalds.

[taat]

Build a nice little house

[ShadowDragon]

Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?

Unite against the curse!

If we are reality, shouldn't altering ourselves be a point - free action anyway?
+1

There are areas that are not part of you, and 5-point actions can affect those too. Also it would make 5-point actions a lot less useful if it was possible to negate them without points.

Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?

Unite against the curse!

Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?

Unite against the curse!

If we are reality, shouldn't altering ourselves be a point - free action anyway?
+1

Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?

Unite against the curse!

If we are reality, shouldn't altering ourselves be a point - free action anyway?
+1

I'm outside of reality and apparently know Secrets, so I can probably do... something.
Help, +2.

Paphi goes back to spend points. [5+2+2] You move reality forward to after the curse is broken. It seems that curses are now far more difficult and all non-reality-warping points are unrestricted in spending. Someone is going to have to break the curse. Spending points is now possible again.

Hire mobs to completely destroy McDonalds.

[6] They burn it down and raise a flag with your logo on it over the ashes.

Build a nice little house

[5] Done. It's even explosion-resistant. Not that that would ever come up.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 22
Sarrak: 32
Lielac: 30
Elephant Parade: 33
Paphi: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 26
poketwo: 13
bigjaredmonkey: 33
LordSlowpoke: 36
taat: 15
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 28
TalonisWolf: 32
Nunzillor: 20

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Outside of reality.
  Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Is space wizard in space.
  Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
  Alive.
  On a habitable planet.
  Has a lot of wood.
  Has tools.
  Has nice house.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
  Has popular fast food place.
  Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Coolrune206
  Dead.
TalonisWolf
  Dead.
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Dead.
  Banned from the first McDonalds.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
  Is reinforced.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
    Curses are extremely difficult.
  Past events that need to be done
    Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
    Causing curses to be very difficult.
    Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  About a billion independent pizza golems.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Has interfragment portal network.
  Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
  Burnt down.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
  Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Dead.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Dead.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
  Dead.
Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.

[AoshimaMichio]

Remove all fast food competitors from play. Offensive corporate strategy go! +1 point.

[taat]

Skip the rest of this tech tree advancement and make a nice 'little' spaceship to go back to civilisation with. +10 points

[Sarrak]

Unfroze time on Earth. When it was frozen, by the way? +2 points