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End it.

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Reboot it.

8 (72.7%)

Neither.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[ShadowDragon]

Unfroze time on Earth. When it was frozen, by the way? +2 points

Earth was frozen on turn 23, which is reply #1798.

[ShadowDragon]

Remove all fast food competitors from play. Offensive corporate strategy go! +1 point.

[4+1] Done.

Skip the rest of this tech tree advancement and make a nice 'little' spaceship to go back to civilisation with. +10 points

[6+7] You convert the planet you're on into a spaceship.

Unfroze time on Earth. When it was frozen, by the way? +2 points

[3+2] Done.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 23
Sarrak: 31
Lielac: 31
Elephant Parade: 34
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 27
poketwo: 14
bigjaredmonkey: 34
LordSlowpoke: 37
taat: 6
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 29
TalonisWolf: 33
Nunzillor: 21

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Outside of reality.
  Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Is space wizard in space.
  Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
  Alive.
  On a planet-sized spaceship.
  Has a lot of wood.
  Has tools.
  Has nice house.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
  Has popular fast food place.
  Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
  Has no competitors.
Coolrune206
  Dead.
TalonisWolf
  Dead.
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Dead.
  Banned from the first McDonalds.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
  Is reinforced.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
    Curses are extremely difficult.
  Past events that need to be done
    Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
    Causing curses to be very difficult.
    Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  About a billion independent pizza golems.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Has interfragment portal network.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
  Burnt down.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
  Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Dead.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Dead.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
  Dead.
Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.

[Sarrak]

Observe the universe for unaligned patches of reality. I have a feeling that we missed a few.

[Nunzillor]

Check the status of the pizza golems' civilizations on Earth and Mars.

[taat]

Pilot the ship to the solar system previously housing the mcdonalds

[AoshimaMichio]

Expand my business from fast food to all food products. +1 for luck.

[Beirus]

Observe the universe for unaligned patches of reality. I have a feeling that we missed a few.

Help.

[Generally me]

grow a beard then become God of beards capable of controlling anyone's mind as long as they have a beard

Every point I have

[ShadowDragon]

Observe the universe for unaligned patches of reality. I have a feeling that we missed a few.

Observe the universe for unaligned patches of reality. I have a feeling that we missed a few.

Help.

[6+1] You break the reinforcement on reality, and find some areas that are part of both of your minds, endless void outside of you, the old reality, and player's minds.

Check the status of the pizza golems' civilizations on Earth and Mars.

[6] Earth's pizza golems have gained complete control over Earth. All of the golems on Mars died when poketwo exploded. Technically the golems on Earth died then too.

Pilot the ship to the solar system previously housing the mcdonalds

[5] You reach that solar system, which is mostly intact. Half the planets are still somewhat there, at least.

Expand my business from fast food to all food products. +1 for luck.

[1+1] You fail to find a supplier.

grow a beard then become God of beards capable of controlling anyone's mind as long as they have a beard

Every point I have

[3] You ascend to the status of demigod of beards and gain the ability to control beards.

Re-reinforce reality.

[4] Done.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 24
Sarrak: 32
Lielac: 32
Elephant Parade: 35
Paphi: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 28
poketwo: 15
bigjaredmonkey: 35
LordSlowpoke: 38
taat: 7
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 30
TalonisWolf: 34
Nunzillor: 22
Generally me: 1

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Outside of reality.
  Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Is space wizard in space.
  Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
  Alive.
  On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
  Has a lot of wood.
  Has tools.
  Has nice house.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
  Has popular fast food place.
  Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
  Has no competitors.
Coolrune206
  Dead.
TalonisWolf
  Dead.
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Dead.
  Banned from the first McDonalds.
Generally me
  Demigod of beards.
  Can control beards.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
  Is reinforced.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
    Curses are extremely difficult.
  Past events that need to be done
    Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
    Causing curses to be very difficult.
    Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  About a billion independent pizza golems.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Has interfragment portal network.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
  Burnt down.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
  Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Dead.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Dead.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
  Dead.
Repair horrors
  Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
  Can survive almost any damage to reality.
  Have free will.

[poketwo]

GO BACK TO THE OLD REALITY

[Sarrak]

Start absorbing old reality. +2 points

[Nunzillor]

Guide the undead pizza golems on Earth to colonization of the remaining solar system. universe!  3 points.

[ShadowDragon]

Guide the undead pizza golems on Earth to colonization of the remaining solar system.  3 points.

The solar system was destroyed when poketwo exploded, then Paphi reformed Earth. So there isn't any more of the solar system.

[Nunzillor]

Oh... thanks!  Action edited.

[Generally me]

tell everyone on a planet i will kill them if they don't do everything I say

If they try to shave smother their face with soft airtight beard hair

Free action if not spend 1 point