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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[Nunzillor]

"Ha!  With this sample, we shall change the world!  For better or for worse... who cares?  Thank you for your help, soldier escorts.  _Not."

Success!  Back to the lab!

[IcyTea31]

Eh. Take the Phoenix and go find him a bandaid or something.

[5]

The Phoenix is already awake, and is giving you a death glare. You can't quite just "take" him anywhere.

Pay her, then inspect LPAoY.

[4]

You're broke, remember? LPAoY wasn't cheap. He seems to be fine, you can't spot anything wrong with him.

Self destruct all over that smug soldier. if that fails uncontrollably break down emotionally like some kind of sissy.

[19]

You explode, leveling the entire block and murdering the soldiers. Respawn?

Heal self.

[7]

You pull the wand out, that's a good thing to do before trying to heal thyself. Wait, what was the spell for healing, again? That lobotomy certainly didn't do you good.

Do job before preparing to leave since it is starting to reach the end of my shift.

[3]

You're a contractor, your shift ends when the job is done. You get very little done due to a large amount of banana peel accidents that mysteriously started appearing after the workers' lunch break.

Walk away from the beach on unsteady legs.

[4]

You collapse into the shadow of a palm tree after a few steps.

Use my power to enslave him!

[13]

You start moving his obligatory black robes around, dancing him like a marionette.

Find another mythical creature to kill

[20]

A meteorite strikes down in front of you. Creepy crawlies crawl creepily out of it.

Call my private copter, am leaving town
((Am i pushing my luck now?))

[3]

It's your butler who usually does all these calls, too bad he is unconscious right now.

"Ha!  With this sample, we shall change the world!  For better or for worse... who cares?  Thank you for your help, soldier escorts.  _Not."

Success!  Back to the lab!

[7]

You get to about 10 kilometers away from the lab, when you run out of fuel. This is a problem, as you didn't pack your wheelchair with you.

[Lyeos]

"Before you say anything, I did actively attempt to keep him from presumably killing or caging you, although he did manage to get some skin. Now, let's go get you a bandaid."

Baaaandaaaiiiids?

[Shadestyle]

Attempt to re-spawn as rabbit. Resume searching for souls to feast on immediately after.

[Sarrak]

Rest. Rest for a really long time.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

This is violating safety laws.
qTake apporetie  action so this does not get unpunished.

[blazing glory]

Make him pour all his power into me.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Try healing myself again.

[Nunzillor]

"Uhh... Don't suppose you guys can carry me the rest of the way?"

When they inevitably refuse, call the lab and ask them to send someone to pick us up.

[4maskwolf]

open fire with a handy pistol

[IcyTea31]

"Before you say anything, I did actively attempt to keep him from presumably killing or caging you, although he did manage to get some skin. Now, let's go get you a bandaid."

Baaaandaaaiiiids?

[12]

One stimpak later... "Tell me, where did the water come from?"

Attempt to re-spawn as rabbit. Resume searching for souls to feast on immediately after.

[1]

You're a rabbit. A completely normal, non-monstrous, non-soul-eating, nonsapient rabbit.

Rest. Rest for a really long time.

You take a nap, and wake up due to the tide. Your feet are rather wet right now, but you feel reinvigorated.

This is violating safety laws.
qTake apporetie  action so this does not get unpunished.

[7]

You call OSHA. They have a lot of ideas on how to upgrade the working enviroment's safety, too bad these will delay your work even more...

Make him pour all his power into me.

[5]

A necromancer's tainted soul is not something you can safely eat, you should know this.

Try healing myself again.

[3]

You try to recite the incantation, but all that comes out of your mouth is incomprehensible babbling. Not much of a change, but the spell won't work.

"Uhh... Don't suppose you guys can carry me the rest of the way?"

When they inevitably refuse, call the lab and ask them to send someone to pick us up.

[12]

"Eh, sure. It's not like we did anything this whole trip, might as well do something." They carry you to your lab. "May we take our leave?"

open fire with a handy pistol

[18]

A pistol would be indeed handy, if you had one. You grab your crossbow and blast one of the crawlies to pieces with the force, splattering strange cyan goo everywhere.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Try healing self, again.

[Shadestyle]

Find vegetable patch, preferably one owned by a wizard.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

upgrade the working enviroment's safety and then get back to work.

[darkpaladin109]

BITE VAMPIRE BACK