Eh. Take the Phoenix and go find him a bandaid or something.
[5]The Phoenix is already awake, and is giving you a death glare. You can't quite just "take" him anywhere.
Pay her, then inspect LPAoY.
[4]You're broke, remember? LPAoY wasn't cheap. He seems to be fine, you can't spot anything wrong with him.
Self destruct all over that smug soldier. if that fails uncontrollably break down emotionally like some kind of sissy.
[19]You explode, leveling the entire block and murdering the soldiers. Respawn?
Heal self.
[7]You pull the wand out, that's a good thing to do before trying to heal thyself. Wait, what was the spell for healing, again? That lobotomy certainly didn't do you good.
Do job before preparing to leave since it is starting to reach the end of my shift.
[3]You're a contractor, your shift ends when the job is done. You get very little done due to a large amount of banana peel accidents that mysteriously started appearing after the workers' lunch break.
Walk away from the beach on unsteady legs.
[4]You collapse into the shadow of a palm tree after a few steps.
Use my power to enslave him!
[13]You start moving his obligatory black robes around, dancing him like a marionette.
Find another mythical creature to kill
[20]A meteorite strikes down in front of you. Creepy crawlies crawl creepily out of it.
Call my private copter, am leaving town
((Am i pushing my luck now?))
[3]It's your butler who usually does all these calls, too bad he is unconscious right now.
"Ha! With this sample, we shall change the world! For better or for worse... who cares? Thank you for your help, soldier escorts. Not."
Success! Back to the lab!
[7]You get to about 10 kilometers away from the lab, when you run out of fuel. This is a problem, as you didn't pack your wheelchair with you.