Clean up the acidic piss in the bathroom, and then go home.
[18]The bathroom is crystal clear, that is to say it has holes in the walls big enough to see through.
Go to the in-game store and buy a d20 and a pen.
[4]It's a renaissance setting, people don't use d20s yet.
Reveal that I was secretly a demon lich.
[20]The big demon summons lesser ones to serve it. One of them possesses your body. Well,
now you are one.
TIME FOR THE DAILY DOUBLE!
[9]You rebuild it in roughly the same time as the first attempt. "Yes, very good. Please move on." A door opens.
RRRRRRRRRRRESSSSSSSSSSSSSPAWN
PLAY VIOLIN
[5]You respawn. A gigantic demon is soon to step on your house. You might want to run, but you play music instead.
Search the ruins of that one store for a bottle of Pepsi.
[8]You find a bottle of Coke.
Grab a weapon in case this "ambulance" is not what it seems.
[15]You grab a can of Mace off a shelf of yours. The "ambulance" arrives to your home. A "medic" is knocking on your door.
SQUARE: RESEARCHER'S HEAD
The researcher doesn't have any suitable falling objects above himself for you to control.
Good bear. Trying to break my bones... Light something and observe the place.
[9]You manage to get your lighter working. The bear lunges at you, but you backpedal and dodge.
Teleport into the mirror dimension with mirror me.
[13]You teleport to switch places with mirror-you. The Mirrorworld looks a lot like the normal world.
Its just a flesh wound! I've got a spare kidney! Take out my handy shank and stab the kidney thief until fatality hapens to him. Then get myself to a PROPER doctor. But one that doesn't ask questions.
[7]You stab the "doctor" and run out to the street, just to collapse. A passerby pulls out his phone to call an ambulance.