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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[darkpaladin109]

RRRRRRRRRRRESSSSSSSSSSSSSPAWN
PLAY VIOLIN

[Lyeos]

Search the ruins of that one store for a bottle of Pepsi.

[Nunzillor]

Grab a weapon in case this "ambulance" is not what it seems.

[poketwo]

SQUARE: RESEARCHER'S HEAD

[Sarrak]

Good bear. Trying to break my bones... Light something and observe the place.

[Arcvasti]

Its just a flesh wound! I've got a spare kidney! Take out my handy shank and stab the kidney thief until fatality hapens to him. Then get myself to a PROPER doctor. But one that doesn't ask questions.

[IcyTea31]

Clean up the acidic piss in the bathroom, and then go home.

[18]

The bathroom is crystal clear, that is to say it has holes in the walls big enough to see through.

Go to the in-game store and buy a d20 and a pen.

[4]

It's a renaissance setting, people don't use d20s yet.

Reveal that I was secretly a demon lich.

[20]

The big demon summons lesser ones to serve it. One of them possesses your body. Well, now you are one.

TIME FOR THE DAILY DOUBLE!

[9]

You rebuild it in roughly the same time as the first attempt. "Yes, very good. Please move on." A door opens.

RRRRRRRRRRRESSSSSSSSSSSSSPAWN
PLAY VIOLIN

[5]

You respawn. A gigantic demon is soon to step on your house. You might want to run, but you play music instead.

Search the ruins of that one store for a bottle of Pepsi.

[8]

You find a bottle of Coke.

Grab a weapon in case this "ambulance" is not what it seems.

[15]

You grab a can of Mace off a shelf of yours. The "ambulance" arrives to your home. A "medic" is knocking on your door.

SQUARE: RESEARCHER'S HEAD

The researcher doesn't have any suitable falling objects above himself for you to control.

Good bear. Trying to break my bones... Light something and observe the place.

[9]

You manage to get your lighter working. The bear lunges at you, but you backpedal and dodge.

Teleport into the mirror dimension with mirror me.

[13]

You teleport to switch places with mirror-you. The Mirrorworld looks a lot like the normal world.

Its just a flesh wound! I've got a spare kidney! Take out my handy shank and stab the kidney thief until fatality hapens to him. Then get myself to a PROPER doctor. But one that doesn't ask questions.

[7]

You stab the "doctor" and run out to the street, just to collapse. A passerby pulls out his phone to call an ambulance.

[Lyeos]

Drink it.

[Arcvasti]

Its just a flesh wound! I've got a spare kidney! Take out my handy shank and stab the kidney thief until fatality hapens to him. Then get myself to a PROPER doctor. But one that doesn't ask questions.

[IcyTea31]

Yeah, sorry about that. Accidentally pressed "Post" too soon.

[Arcvasti]

Yeah, sorry about that. Accidentally pressed "Post" too soon.

[[Ah, makes sense.]]

Fall unconscious and be taken care of by more usual medical care

[blazing glory]

Absorb the bullets.

[Nunzillor]

Edit: Righty then.

Grab my mace and prepare to defend myself as I crawl to and open the door.

[Arcvasti]

?? Hmm, what crash?  I thought I broke my leg falling down the stairs in my house?  Eh, no big deal.

[[The crash I got into, presumably.]]

[TamerVirus]

Time for round three?!?