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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[TamerVirus]

Its DANGER ROOM TIME!

[Sarrak]

Try to remember something from my karate class.

[IcyTea31]

Sell my acid-piss to the government as a weapon for their soldiers to use.

[3]

One: You sick son of a carp. Two: They refuse, due to you not being able to produce enough to make it standard issue.

Use ill-gotten gains to finance illegal body enhancement to repair my mangled physical frame and make me superhumanly strong and fast and such.

[2]

Turns out the guy you paid was just after your kidneys. You really need help.

((Let's science!))

Smash the mirror and see what happens to mirror me.

You break the mirror. Mirror-you disappears, until you look at the shards, through which he is also looking at you.

Eat him.

[12]

You eat the poor policeman alive. The others are horrified of your cannibalism and try to call for heavy backup, but their communications are jammed by something. They freeze in panic.

Call 911, ask for an ambulance

[20]

An "ambulance" is on its way. I'm not sure why I wrote that in quotes. Eh, whatever.

Wake up. Gather demon-summoning supplies.

[15]

You make sure that, yes, you have everything you need. Who would have known that goat blood you bought a while ago was going to have an use?

Its DANGER ROOM TIME!

"Bahahahaha, did you think the experiment would have to do with those spike plates? No, you're too valuable to us to endanger like that. They're there in case you get dangerous and we decide you're not so valuable after all." A doctor enters from a hidden door and performs a completely normal medical reflex test on you and writes the results down, then leaves through the same hidden panel. A new doorway opens to a new room. "The next test is about your general smarts and savviness."

Try to remember something from my karate class.

[9]

You remember a few basic punches and blocks and maybe a kick, but you aren't very sure of your skills. The growling comes closer.

[blazing glory]

Turn into a 50-foot blob creature.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Summon a lesser demon. Bind him to my service.

[TamerVirus]

ITS JEOPARDY TIME!

[Sarrak]

Let's be friends!

[poketwo]

LINE PIECE: SPIKE EDITION

[Worldmaster27]

Post my character sheet and this action: Find a rational quest.

[darkpaladin109]

CONSUME BLAZINGGLORY IF HE SUCEEDS IN IH SACTION
IF NOT, PLAY DAT DEMONIC VIOLIN

[IcyTea31]

Turn into a 50-foot blob creature.

[4]

You scream at the police, mouth frothing. It accomplishes very little. They start shooting at you.

Summon a lesser demon. Bind him to my service.

[20]

Something goes horribly right and you summon a demon of massive size and power, breaking your roof in the process. Your weak binding spell is nothing to him. "Mortal, you have my thanks for releasing me upon this world. You shall be the last one." He goes on a soul-eating rampage.

ITS JEOPARDY TIME!

[9]

Inside the room is a large number of blocks of various sizes, shapes and materials. It takes you a good while, but you eventually manage to build a cube out of them. However...

LINE PIECE: SPIKE EDITION

[13]

You smash TamerVirus' cube in half with the spiky plates. The experimenter exclaims, "Wow, I did not press that button! Uh, test subject, could you build the cube again so I can make a believable report?"

Let's be friends!

[17]

The growling turns out to come from a large black bear. You hug her, and she hugs you. Ow.

Post my character sheet and this action: Find a rational quest.

[11]

Not following the instructions, you post a character sheet and your action. The GM shrugs and gives you a quest to find the magical Icosahedron of Schrödinger's Destiny.

CONSUME BLAZINGGLORY IF HE SUCEEDS IN IH SACTION
IF NOT, PLAY DAT DEMONIC VIOLIN

You're dead. You might want to use that respawn you got.

[squidgen]

Clean up the acidic piss in the bathroom, and then go home.

[Worldmaster27]

Go to the in-game store and buy a d20 and a pen.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Reveal that I was secretly a demon lich.

[TamerVirus]

TIME FOR THE DAILY DOUBLE!