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Author Topic: Bizarre Magical Items  (Read 85128 times)

GigaGiant

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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #345 on: September 25, 2017, 07:59:48 pm »

Thinking Hat
A hat that makes all nearby observers think that you are deep in thought.

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A fake mustache.  While worn, your insults are much more hurtful.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #346 on: September 26, 2017, 02:12:49 pm »

Eyedrop brush:

When you touch the handle of this paintbrush to a solid surface, the bristles become covered in magical paint which perfectly mimics the color and texture of whatever you touched.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #347 on: September 26, 2017, 02:33:46 pm »

Eyedrop brush:

When you touch the handle of this paintbrush to a solid surface, the bristles become covered in magical paint which perfectly mimics the color and texture of whatever you touched.

Could be used to preserve the appearance of a thing from decay by painting over it while it's fresh, I suppose.

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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #348 on: September 27, 2017, 08:41:39 pm »

Not A Magic Ring: A ring that has the ability to make people think it is just a regular ring.
Italicification wand: A wand when pointed at any text will turn it italic. Bold, Underline and strikethrough wands sold separately.
Boots of the hawksnail: Gives the user the movement abilities of the mythical hawksnail: A snail with tiny wings.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #349 on: September 27, 2017, 08:52:51 pm »

Boots of the hawksnail would let you walk on walls or ceilings slowly.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #350 on: September 27, 2017, 09:20:10 pm »

No, you have to crawl with your whole body at once, like a snake or worm. Very slowly.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #351 on: September 27, 2017, 09:25:40 pm »

Well, if since they are boots and not a jumpsuit you would just walk slowly instead of crawling, as the boots do not affect above your feet.

If you really wanted to exploit them you could use them like suction cup, Simply put one foot on the wall, take your other boot off and put it above you, then insert your foot into that boot. Repeat until you reach desired location. The boots do not cancel out gravity, so you'll probably not want to weigh too much or stay up there too long either.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #352 on: September 27, 2017, 09:52:31 pm »

Suction cups in DnD sound like a mythical tier treasure.

Woah.

Suction Cups: Plastic thingamajigs that stick rather poorly to nearly completely flat surfaces.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #353 on: September 27, 2017, 10:00:16 pm »

It's not magic though. Or well, depending on whether or not air exists in that universe or the denizens just breath ether.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #354 on: September 27, 2017, 10:23:45 pm »

Science, magic, it's all the same to the horde of kobolds that have to face the party using it.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #355 on: September 28, 2017, 12:55:54 am »

Apparently i am incapable of original thought, so heres more elder scrolls crap
Spellbreaker: An enchanted shield that, whe stored with any sort of written material, gradually inserts spelling and grammar mistakes into the material.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #356 on: September 28, 2017, 06:34:39 am »

Ring of Detect Rings. This ring detects rings, including itself.

Ring of Defect Rings. This ring detects rings with defects in them.

Ring of Detect Bling. This ring detects ostentatious displays of power and wealth.

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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #357 on: September 28, 2017, 07:14:13 am »

So, I've been mmulling about changing the thread to "Bizarre Magical Items." So, includes useful and probably not very silly magical items, cool, game-breaking stuffs that the DM would want to keep their players' grubby hands away from, for example.

Or something that looks gamebreaking but is player-breaking instead.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #358 on: September 28, 2017, 07:40:25 am »

The Thought Bubbler - A magical hookah that turns thoughts into liquid clouds that display your innermost thoughts to the world, whether you like it or not.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #359 on: September 28, 2017, 09:38:55 am »

The Hat of The Ultimate Punishment - A rather comfy looking hat made from some reptile's scales. The wearer will get the perfect memory of FATAL RPG rulebook, including every picture in the book, formulas on how to roll dice(s) and lists of spells and magical items. The poor soul wearer will retain the memory of FATAL RPG rulebook even after he/she took the hat off the head.
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