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Should I only update this while drunk? (which is fairly often >.<)

YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI
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Eh, don't care either way.
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NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!
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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars II: WAOAIII is out, move your asses over  (Read 271436 times)

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Battle For The Artifact Totally Flopped
« Reply #1320 on: June 09, 2014, 05:40:19 am »

Ah screw it.

Make an army of genetic aberrations.

Lyeos

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Battle For The Artifact Totally Flopped
« Reply #1321 on: June 09, 2014, 09:36:54 am »

In other words... The GM supplied illegal weapons, and screwed around with time! Arrest him, on the grounds that none of this makes sense anyways!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Battle For The Artifact Totally Flopped
« Reply #1322 on: June 09, 2014, 10:11:15 am »

HARVEST DEMON BODIES
USE TO MAKE DEMON SOUP
DRINK DEMON SOUP
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Beirus

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Battle For The Artifact Totally Flopped
« Reply #1323 on: June 09, 2014, 11:32:41 am »

Back on the snowmobile.
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WillowLuman

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Battle For The Artifact Totally Flopped
« Reply #1324 on: June 09, 2014, 11:41:49 am »

Head to the poker table, assessing the casino's bouncer on the way.
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da_nang

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Battle For The Artifact Totally Flopped
« Reply #1325 on: June 09, 2014, 12:08:36 pm »

Drink Potion of Magicka, cast again.
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Battle For The Artifact Totally Flopped
« Reply #1326 on: June 09, 2014, 02:15:31 pm »

Burst out of pod, ask for directions to the nearest ammo store.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Battle For The Artifact Totally Flopped
« Reply #1327 on: June 10, 2014, 01:13:18 am »

Show them that their most important and greatest enemy is the Order of Fonduism.

[2]

They go and attack space dolphins instead, and get their asses whooped.

Purphoros: "I never thought the skills I picked up in my... more melancholic phase would come in handy..."

Purphoros
forges another dark core. One that he won't throw at stars because Nylea rejected him.


[2]

The attempt to replicate it fails.

They're tiny portable rips in reality. You aren't nearly strong enough to do that.

Also, I know dem feels man. Dem feels.


"Hm... Italian sound good?"

[5]

You have a wonderful dinner, after ditching the harem in a ball pit.

ARTIFACT HOARDING INTENSIFY

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Only one thing to do: DRUNK SCIENCE!

ELDRITCH ARTIFACT FUN TIME ENSUES

YOU ARE NOW GOAT

Play Yu-Gi-Oh.

[4]

Your cards are shit.


Take Snatch the assault rifle and run away.

[1]

He shoots you in the foot. OH THE PAIN

Assist LSP with all the might of the Unified Catpeople Republic!

[6]

Yeah, the UCR is now completely made up of goats.

Ah screw it.

Make an army of genetic aberrations.

[1]

All goats, each and every one.

In other words... The GM supplied illegal weapons, and screwed around with time! Arrest him, on the grounds that none of this makes sense anyways!

[3]

You forgot one tiny little detail: I control all of reality.

FIST OF JUSTICE


HARVEST DEMON BODIES
USE TO MAKE DEMON SOUP
DRINK DEMON SOUP


[6]

It turns you into a cheese demon. Winning!

Back on the snowmobile.

[4]

Back to the bunker you go.

"So, did you find anything on your little adventure?"

Head to the poker table, assessing the casino's bouncer on the way.

[5]

He's some buff guy who looks like he has rocks for brains. Pushover.

"You want in? Twenty dollars a game, my friend."

Drink Potion of Magicka, cast again.

[1]

None left.

Burst out of pod, ask for directions to the nearest ammo store.

[6]

You depressurize violently. You were in space. That was pretty dumb.
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kj1225

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Goatifact.
« Reply #1328 on: June 10, 2014, 01:15:13 am »

Yay! Romance.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Goatifact.
« Reply #1329 on: June 10, 2014, 01:17:48 am »

Have the GM get in deep shit for Attempted Homicide. Or at the very least Assault and Battery. Or at most, Homicide.
Have a lovely day!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Goatifact.
« Reply #1330 on: June 10, 2014, 01:24:22 am »

THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HIM! EAT HIS GUN!
« Last Edit: June 10, 2014, 01:41:39 am by blazing glory »
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Goatifact.
« Reply #1331 on: June 10, 2014, 01:41:38 am »

ELDRITCH GOAT SIMULATOR GO!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Goatifact.
« Reply #1332 on: June 10, 2014, 02:07:17 am »

Take out the conveniently hidden Potion of Magicka that was stored away in case all my other potions were used up. Drink and cast.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Battle For The Artifact Totally Flopped
« Reply #1333 on: June 10, 2014, 02:36:27 am »

Ah screw it.

Make an army of genetic aberrations.
(Hey! That's my schtick!)

"Yeah, yeah, I'm in all right."
Pay in, and do what I do best: cheat psychically.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Goatifact.
« Reply #1334 on: June 10, 2014, 03:06:00 am »

ALL THE GOAT CHEESE FONDUE
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