BRIBE DEMONS WITH CHOOZE
[2]
They don't eat or drink.
Find a way to acquire this...Artifact.
[3]
Just wipe out a squad of gods and a potato fortress. Simple.
Bah, Gallifrey can keep burning, make the Dalek homeworld instead.
[4]
Done. There isn't shit on it, though.
Mug someone,no way I'm doing a job for poo.
((not poo, you dolt, the pay was just very low))
[2]
They pull an assault rifle on you. That was dumb.
drink from an potion of polymorph.
[6]
You are now a goat. PROGRESS
>Build it again! They can't keep falling down forever!
[6]
Then again...
Set up defenses, with the demons in the front row.
So... How about a quick raffle to satisfy everyone's bloodlust, then catpeople unification and artifact handover? I want some GM cred too, though - it might come in handy.
[1]
The defense is actually the shittiest planned thing ever. It makes the Maginot Line look like a stroke of genius.
Nylea: "You seem honourable enough. We'll agree with your terms if" *she pointedly looks at Slowpoke* "everyone else does."
[5]
Done deal, I guess.
... Demand a trial, win because there's a lack of evidence.
[1]
You fired a missile at a cruise ship, there's plenty of fucking evidence.
Take my future wife's companion's hand and run away more.
[4]
Fleeing is successful. A winner is you.
Climb the rope.
[5]
You climb up just in time to watch the staircase crumble below you. You carefully proceed back to the hole, and pop back outside into the cold. The wind has died down.
I'll assume that's a Fallout psyker.
Skip town, having used my powers to cheat at poker and thus had to hide in here all night.
[4]
Eh, good nuff for me.Break free of bonds and FALCON PAUNCH captors
[6]
You break your arms in the process, but they're all knocked out.
I AM A SCYTHER
[2]
YOU MISSPELT LEMUR