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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[CaptainMcClellan]

Ah screw it.

Make an army of genetic aberrations.

[Lyeos]

In other words... The GM supplied illegal weapons, and screwed around with time! Arrest him, on the grounds that none of this makes sense anyways!

[darkpaladin109]

HARVEST DEMON BODIES
USE TO MAKE DEMON SOUP
DRINK DEMON SOUP

[Beirus]

Back on the snowmobile.

[WillowLuman]

Head to the poker table, assessing the casino's bouncer on the way.

[da_nang]

Drink Potion of Magicka, cast again.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Burst out of pod, ask for directions to the nearest ammo store.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Show them that their most important and greatest enemy is the Order of Fonduism.

[2]

They go and attack space dolphins instead, and get their asses whooped.

Purphoros: "I never thought the skills I picked up in my... more melancholic phase would come in handy..."

Purphoros forges another dark core. One that he won't throw at stars because Nylea rejected him.

[2]

The attempt to replicate it fails.

They're tiny portable rips in reality. You aren't nearly strong enough to do that.

Also, I know dem feels man. Dem feels.

"Hm... Italian sound good?"

[5]

You have a wonderful dinner, after ditching the harem in a ball pit.

ARTIFACT HOARDING INTENSIFY

[6]

Only one thing to do: DRUNK SCIENCE!

ELDRITCH ARTIFACT FUN TIME ENSUES

YOU ARE NOW GOAT

Play Yu-Gi-Oh.

[4]

Your cards are shit.

Take Snatch the assault rifle and run away.

[1]

He shoots you in the foot. OH THE PAIN

Assist LSP with all the might of the Unified Catpeople Republic!

[6]

Yeah, the UCR is now completely made up of goats.

Ah screw it.

Make an army of genetic aberrations.

[1]

All goats, each and every one.

In other words... The GM supplied illegal weapons, and screwed around with time! Arrest him, on the grounds that none of this makes sense anyways!

[3]

You forgot one tiny little detail: I control all of reality.

FIST OF JUSTICE

HARVEST DEMON BODIES
USE TO MAKE DEMON SOUP
DRINK DEMON SOUP

[6]

It turns you into a cheese demon. Winning!

Back on the snowmobile.

[4]

Back to the bunker you go.

"So, did you find anything on your little adventure?"

Head to the poker table, assessing the casino's bouncer on the way.

[5]

He's some buff guy who looks like he has rocks for brains. Pushover.

"You want in? Twenty dollars a game, my friend."

Drink Potion of Magicka, cast again.

[1]

None left.

Burst out of pod, ask for directions to the nearest ammo store.

[6]

You depressurize violently. You were in space. That was pretty dumb.

[kj1225]

Yay! Romance.

[Lyeos]

Have the GM get in deep shit for Attempted Homicide. Or at the very least Assault and Battery. Or at most, Homicide.
Have a lovely day!

[blazing glory]

THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HIM! EAT HIS GUN!

[LordSlowpoke]

ELDRITCH GOAT SIMULATOR GO!

[da_nang]

Take out the conveniently hidden Potion of Magicka that was stored away in case all my other potions were used up. Drink and cast.

[WillowLuman]

Ah screw it.

Make an army of genetic aberrations.

(Hey! That's my schtick!)

"Yeah, yeah, I'm in all right."
Pay in, and do what I do best: cheat psychically.

[Helgoland]

ALL THE GOAT CHEESE FONDUE