Time to make me escape!
Jump onto the row boat and row fer ma life!
You can keep yer stupid gold!
[3]They still be attemptin' ta fire at yer rowboat. Better row faster!
((Lots of sixes and fives that round.))
With the added help of the Dread Pirate Ships, get on our ships and bring war to the pirate pirates!
Okay, now let everyone relax. Including the new guys.
Reveal to everyone my plans for getting tons of loot for all of us.
[5]Ye bust open a cask o' freshly raided wine, tha good stuff to. An' ye bust open a cask o' tha best rum as well. All yer men get real chummy.
[4]It might be tha liquor talkin' but it sounds like a great plan!
((Wait, so do I have a zeppelin? Because you mentioned me getting enough fuel to not keep my zeppelin running. What good is a Pirate Navy without Zeppelins? The modern Navy had planes, so we shall have Zeppelins!))
Use the inventors I used before for the Zeppelin to make a new, even better Zeppelin, hopefully with a roll bonus because they already made a Zeppelin once
Send those pirates I just recruited to raid and pillage. Unless they are GM controlled, in which case this should be a Zeppelin related action too.
[4]Ye make a zeppelin with a bigger balloon an' a reinforced hull, but it needs more fuel to stay aloft!
(( They aren't. I'm trying to be strictly the roller on this RTD. ))
[2] But they be partyin' an' drinkin' and fraternizin'. Ye cannot mess with that. They give ye a pint o' rum an soon yer singin' shanties with tha rest! Yarrrgh! What a great day ta be a pirate!
GET MORE LONGSHIPS
[4]Aye. Ye buy up timber in tha market at a ballistic discount an' ye get the shipyard master ta start craftin' yer longships! ( They'll be ready after next turn's roll. )
draw a detailed map and give it to the guard
[4]He returns an' asks if ye have any more loot. Ye tell him ye don'. He releases ye an' says, "Don' forget ta buy me a flagon o' ale every once an' a while or else I might not be willin' ta help next time ye find yerself in chains!"
>Order another tankard of booze, swagger up to a lady in the tavern and attempt to woo her with tales of me sea-farin' adventures. Jim'll be me wingman. With any luck she'll be buyin' me drinks 'fore we get kicked outta th' tavern!
[5]Yarr! Lucky be ye that the governor's daughter is there incognito as an act o' rebellion! She be amused by yer drunk antics an' Jim's ability ta wiggle his ears an' soon ye all be laughin' and drinkin'! What a great day ta be a pirate!
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