INVADE AND TAKE OVER CUBA
[3]Ye engage in warfare on tha high seas with Port Royale
Buy some more Frenchmen, and the required materials to build more powerboats!
[4]Ye hire some more Frenchmen an' materials fer more powerboats.
Send both Zeppelins to bomb the Imperial Navy HQ.
Send those recruited pirates from earlier to pillage and raid.
[4]Ye bomb the HQ again! This time ye take out two nice Frigates.
[2]They be trepidatious about raidin' tha Navy o' the Empire.
OK, BUT WE HAVE TO RAID THE TOWN. WE ARE VIKINGS AFTERAL
[4]JA! Ye pillage an' sack tha town in true Viking fashion.
Make way to tha nearest port!
[6]Tha nearest port's Port Authority seizes yer cargo fer contraband.
Create a recipe for some divine ale.
[6] Ye get struck by lightnin' an' before blackin' out get divine inspiration.
PREVENT SCURVY
[6]Ye embark on a trip to pick up four hundred crates o' limes. Yer vessel gets caught in a storm on tha return an' blown way off course. At least yer men won't have ta worry about scurvy!
"Yarr, erm, me 'and slipped. ...'Ere's to adventure on th' high sea!"
Recover from that little misstep by raising a toast! TO ADVENTURE ON THE HIGH SEA!
[2]"Sure it did, sailor. Sure it did." She toasts anyway, but ye dinnae like that look in 'er eyes.
TURNS TO HAVE SNEAKED INTO THE SHIP ALL ALONG
[1]No ye didn't! Ye slept in a pile a rope on tha dock.