After long, grueling hours of training, we stood before the Pokemon League. Draco, Duke, Jormagundr, Kreig, Snor and Ryan, we marched into that building after buying a buttload of full restores... And we marched inside...
VS. Lorelei Lorelei: I am Lorelei of the Elite Four. I am your first challenge here, and I use Ice type pokemon. You will freeze before my power!
Red: I don't think so. Kreig! You're up!
Kreig: Electrode! (Daayum! Ain't you a sexy lady?)
Dewgong: Dewg! (Dude! That ain't something to say to a babe!)
Kreig: Electro! (Well then, b****, I'll show you why I'm called Kreig!)
Kreig used Thunder! Dewgong fainted!
Cloyster: Cloy! (You dare harass the mistress!? I shall make sure you stop breathing!)
Kreig used Thunder! Cloyster fainted!
Slowbro: *yawn* Slow... (Eh... I don't really care)
Kreig used thunder!
Kreig: Electro! (Hey Snor! I found your long lost cousin!)
Slowbro used water gun! Kreig used thunderbolt! Slowbro fianted!
Kreig: Electro! (F*** yeah! Next!)
Jynx: Jynx (I know you love my good looks)
Draco: Charizard! (I got this one master! Feel my fires!)
Jynx: Jynx Jynx (I heard about you, Draco. I heard that you're stronger with your claws then your breath! What are you going to do? Spit hot coals at me?)
Draco: Chari! (No, I learned this not too long ago...)
Draco used flamethrower! Jynx used ice punch! Draco used flamethrower! Jynx fainted!
Lorelei: Lapras, its all up to you! End this!
Kreig: Electro! (I'm on this one!)
Kreig used Thunder! Lapras used body slam! Kreig is in critical condition!
Red: Oh no... Kreig! Get back here! You need to heal before you can attack again! Snor, get out there and use amnesia!
Snor: Snor! (I'm awake and I'm not happy!)
Snor used amnesia! Lapras used hydro pump! Critical hit!
Red: Thank goodness we got these full restores. Take one Snor!
Red used full restore! Lapras used Blizzard! Critical hit!
Red: ... And another one...
Lapras used body slam!
Red: Ok Snor! Amnesia again! We have to be able to take hits!
Lapras used body slam! Snor used amnesia! Lapras used body slam! Snor used amnesia!
Lapras: Lapras! (Its over!)
Red used full restore on Kreig! Lapras used blizzard! Snor took minimal damage!
Lapras: Lapra!? (What!?!?)
Kreig: Electro! (Guess who's back b****!?)
Kreig used thunder! Lapras fainted!
Lorelei: You defeated me... It only gets harder from here!
Red: Ok... Lets see whos next. Snor, you're up next, I think from what the next room looks like, I think its a rock user
VS. Bruno Bruno: I am the second of the Elite Four. I will crush with my fighting types!
Red: ... S***... Snor, I hope you're ready to take some hits!
Snor: Snor! (I got this! I'm up, I'm mad and I'm ready to take on these guys!)
Onix1: Oooonniiiiixxxx! (I shall revel in defeating you! You're attacks cannot harm me!)
Snor: *yawn* Snor! (Wanna bet?)
Snor used amnesia! Onix used harden! Snor used amnesia! Onix used Harden! Snor used amnesia! Onix used rock throw!
Onix1: Onniixxxxxx! (Coward! I shall destroy you! Fight like a real man you are!)
Snor: Snorlax! (Fine then! Take this!)
Snor used surf! Onix fainted!
Bruno: I see! You use cunning to win! I respect that! Hitmonchan! Go!
Hitmonchan: Hitmon! (I'll deal with this!)
Hitmonchan used Mega Punch! Hitmonchan missed! Snor used surf! Hitmonchan fainted!
Hitmonlee: Hitmonlee! (I shall avenge my brother!)
Hitmonlee used focus energy! Snor used surf! Critical hit! Hitmonlee fainted!
Snor: Snorlax! (Who else wants some!?)
Onix2: Onnnn! (My turn!)
Snor used surf! Onix fainted!
Machamp: Machamp! (Ok tough guy! Lets dance!)
Snor used surf! Machamp used focus energy! Snor used surf! Machamp used leer! Snor used surf! Machamp fainted!
Bruno: You have bested me. Good luck, you're halfway through!
Red: Alright! Lets go guys! Duke, you're up. The graves tell me this is a ghost user. Snor, great job!
VS. Agatha Agatha: kekekekekeke! You must be that kid that Professor Oak seemed so fond of. He was so dashing when he was young... But now he just fiddles with that pokedex! Come! I will show you what a REAL trainer does! Gengar! Go!
Gegnar: Gengar... (Hehehe... Do you think you really stand a chance?)
Duke: Trio Trio! (Lets get 'im boys!
Hell yeah! Its time to scrap! Yeah! Lets get him!)
Duke used dig! Gengar fainted!
Golbat: Gol! (Try me! You can't TOUCH me!)
Ryan: Rhy! (No... BUT
I CAN!)
Ryan used rock slide! Golbat switched out! Agatha sent in haunter! Ryan missed!
Haunter: Hunter... (Lets see you try to hit something while you're confused!)
Haunter used confuse ray! Ryan hurt himself in confusion! Haunter used confuse ray! Ryan hurt himself in confusion! Haunter used confuse ray!
Ryan: Rhydon! (BASTARD! I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!)
Ryan is confused no more! Ryan used earthquake! Haunter fainted! Agatha sent out golbat!
Ryan: Rhy... (Remember me?)
Ryan used rock slide! Golbat fainted!
Arbok: Arbok! (I'll deal with this!)
Jormagundr: Arbo! (I got this one! I'll devour my own kin if I need to in order to get stronger!)
Jormagundr used dig! Critical hit! Arbok fainted!
Gegnar: Gengar... (I will enjoy destroying you all!)
Duke: Dutrio! (Lets end this!
Its time to take this f***er out! Yeah! Lets finish this!)
Duke used dig! Critical hit! Gengar fainted!
Agatha: Good... you have strength and spirit. Now take on the last of the Elite Four!
To be continued in 10-15minutes...