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Author Topic: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy  (Read 13826 times)

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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #90 on: May 09, 2014, 07:57:38 pm »

"Shit. Not the games!"

Make a suit of armour out of arcade cabinets.
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OY!

"...Uh oh."

Execute_Action:
Does this office building have a basement?
-If so, go there ASAP. Use the stairs if they're not too crowded.
-Else:
--Does my apartment building/house/whatever have a basement?
---If so, hurry home and hide in basement.
---Else:
----Escape the building and try to reach a stable building with neither a lot of building to fall onto you or a lot of building you would end up falling through should it collapse.
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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #92 on: May 09, 2014, 08:07:50 pm »

Start running from the prison, but check for a taser or gun on a dead guard
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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #93 on: May 09, 2014, 09:10:08 pm »

Grab supplies from inside the locker
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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #94 on: May 09, 2014, 09:21:37 pm »

"Shit... oh fuck... shit shit shit fuck ohshit fuck fuck..."
That goes on for some time, senseless curses in a breathless voice as Daniel drags himself to his feet, eyes wide with fear.

>If my girlfriend doesn't live in that city, run in the opposite direction for the highest speed:distance ratio possible.

>If she does live in that city... uhhh, do the same thing, but tell myself I'll come back later. She's probably in a bunker, right? Right?!
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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #95 on: May 10, 2014, 12:08:12 am »

"...At least the Commies surely have it even worse. Put those bombs to use, Reagan!"

Wait until the sounds outside die down.

((Will there be fantasy elements like Lego mutants who want to eat skins in this?))
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OY!

"...Uh oh."

Execute_Action:
Does this office building have a basement?
-If so, go there ASAP. Use the stairs if they're not too crowded.
-Else:
--Does my apartment building/house/whatever have a basement?
---If so, hurry home and hide in basement.
---Else:
----Escape the building and try to reach a stable building with neither a lot of building to fall onto you or a lot of building you would end up falling through should it collapse.

-snip- What do you mean? I did include your action in the update before your current, you forgot to make an action for this update.

"...At least the Commies surely have it even worse. Put those bombs to use, Reagan!"

Wait until the sounds outside die down.

((Will there be fantasy elements like Lego mutants who want to eat skins in this?))

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« Last Edit: May 10, 2014, 06:21:38 am by Eclectic Wizard »
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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #97 on: May 10, 2014, 07:34:08 am »

"Man, I sure picked a shitty time to be in New York City, huh?"

Sit down and shield head from debris.
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-snip- What do you mean? I did include your action in the update before your current, you forgot to make an action for this update.
What are you--! Huh.
I didn't forget an action, I just didn't see the turn.

Cower in the basement until the bombs stop going off?
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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #99 on: May 11, 2014, 01:23:52 am »

Sorry, I didnt update yesterday, had a medical emergency and almost had to go to the ER.

Will update after breakfast!
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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #100 on: May 11, 2014, 05:10:18 am »

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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #101 on: May 11, 2014, 05:20:18 am »

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Posting update soon, just need to finish this energy drink and a cigarette.

The bombs have fallen. Planets have aligned and there is no time left, this is the end. The exchange escalated fully, pretty much every nuclear weapon in the world has detonated.
As the ash and shards of scorched flesh rains from above. Most of you are hiding in bunkers, or crushed between ruins. Weeks will pass without food, water and electricity. Horrible isn't it?
And so it begins. Now you must survive!

-snip- What do you mean? I did include your action in the update before your current, you forgot to make an action for this update.
What are you--! Huh.
I didn't forget an action, I just didn't see the turn.

Cower in the basement until the bombs stop going off?

(3) The bombs have fallen, your house is on fire and pretty much crushed into a pile of debris on top of your basement. You have no idea of what to do, dontcha?

"Man, I sure picked a shitty time to be in New York City, huh?"

Sit down and shield head from debris.

(5)You survive the initial debris, damn its messy in here now.

"...At least the Commies surely have it even worse. Put those bombs to use, Reagan!"

Wait until the sounds outside die down.

((Will there be fantasy elements like Lego mutants who want to eat skins in this?))

(5)Its all silent now, except for a few people sobbing and coughing in the shelter.

"Shit... oh fuck... shit shit shit fuck ohshit fuck fuck..."
That goes on for some time, senseless curses in a breathless voice as Daniel drags himself to his feet, eyes wide with fear.

>If my girlfriend doesn't live in that city, run in the opposite direction for the highest speed:distance ratio possible.

>If she does live in that city... uhhh, do the same thing, but tell myself I'll come back later. She's probably in a bunker, right? Right?!

(2)You are far away from your girlfriend. You run as fast as you can.

Grab supplies from inside the locker

(1) The locker has already been looted. Shit.

Start running from the prison, but check for a taser or gun on a dead guard

(6) You find a USP on the charred corpse of a guard. You leg it. From above it rains ashes and black soot.. you'd better seek shelter soon. Damn it burns!

"Shit. Not the games!"

Make a suit of armour out of arcade cabinets.

(5) You successfully make a suit of armor out of arcade cabinets. This thing will probably be flame proof! Go test it! Its a bit heavy so your movement is slowed.

HONK my nose

(1) HONpfffft your nose punctures! God dammit!

Come on there we probably be people that need help and we are going to need food water and guns as well as a better place to stay

(2)There are people who are breathing, and people who arent breathing. Most of those that are breathing are fine, those that arent is a whole other story. One of the dead people is a police officer that didnt make it in time, you grab his gun.

"Wow, Freddie, you were right. Investing in a nigh-impenetrable underground bunker was necessary after all!"
Check if there is anything other than food, Freddie and myself in the bunker.

(1) Pretty much nothing else.. how boring.

Dig myself out. Check what's left of the house for medical supplies.

(5) You find a beaten up first aid kit.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2014, 05:57:20 am by Eclectic Wizard »
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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #102 on: May 11, 2014, 06:01:20 am »

Get myself patched up and make my way back to that shelter I was in before.
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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #103 on: May 11, 2014, 06:04:38 am »

Open a can. Eat food inside. Use circular part of can as makeshift weapon.
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Re: Nuclear War Survival Skills - Descent into anarchy
« Reply #104 on: May 11, 2014, 06:05:29 am »

Check to see if the basement I am in is safe. Glorious workers may have made a glorious mistake while creating the glorious worker's basement
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