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[Lyeos]

No, but due to being from where she's from - I'm still trying to iron out bits about her past, a large part of it being due to my inability to decide whether the planet is basically a desert or whether she lived on what might as well be considered space's junkyard - she can help with that.

And by iron out I mean messing with my thoughts and now we have a carousel of ideas... Here, I'll let you read something I typed once:

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I don't think you understand how my mind works. See, my thoughts are like a carousel of different ideas, with me standing there watching! The thoughts always get tweaked a little or replaced when they go around, but they match reasonably well...

But, when I try to get my thoughts out there, the ideas suddenly come around and get butchered by the children riding them, constantly stabbing them with knives and hacking them to pieces with axes and buzz saws, blood spewing everywhere while everyone stands there not understanding what's going on! And then, the children of those ideas are suddenly being stabbed through the abdomen with spikes and their eyes are being gouged out and axes descend from the ceiling and start hacking them to bits, organs flying all around me, and then I get a child idea's hand! So, as much as I want to salvage it, pieces of other ideas are flying at me instead of the ones I need, and all the while I'm standing there going "What the Hell! This piece doesn't match up with that mutilated idea child's hand that I presented to the others! There's no way I can make these match!" and  the blood of the ideas is hitting me in the face while I stand there smiling like an idiot and I end up looking like a weirdo!

Even this doesn't make any sense now that I reread it!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Fine.

Also, can anyone spare some tiramisu and flan with some sort of flaky, glazed pastry? Or a croissant? I'm hungry...

[blazing glory]

Some other stuff we're dealing with is a corpse that moves only when no one's watching (in hindsight I probably shouldn't have thrown that smoke grenade...) and other stuff that I completely forgot while writing this.

[Lyeos]

Isn't here a mechanical spider? And an android that looks like H, uh, Drevin and Sasha don't stay dead, someone is insane, I think we still have an insane amount of cookies... Where are we even going?

[blazing glory]

Isn't here a mechanical spider? And an android that looks like H, uh, Drevin and Sasha don't stay dead, someone is insane, I think we still have an insane amount of cookies... Where are we even going?

That sums it up,I think we are going to some planet with a pyschic artifact or something.

[~Neri]

You're going to a planet with A Artifact, I never said it was psychic.

[blazing glory]

You're going to a planet with A Artifact, I never said it was psychic.

Pretty sure Sinvara did.

[Lyeos]

You're going to a planet with A Artifact, I never said it was psychic.

Pretty sure Sinvara did.

Then again, Kevak gets to decide. But yeah, that's why we're were going there.

((I plan on putting a Snuggle-Demon abnormality in.))

Well fuck. Looks like that hug stat might actually be useful for not nothing.

[~Neri]

Sinvara's character thinks it may be a psi artifact, doesn't mean it is.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Sinvara's character thinks it may be a psi artifact, doesn't mean it is.

PSI. Yeah, that sounds fun.

[blazing glory]

Sinvara's character thinks it may be a psi artifact, doesn't mean it is.

PSI. Yeah, that sounds fun.

Also our contractor is now insane.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Oh really?

[blazing glory]

Oh really?

Yeah,looked into our captain's mind,(who isn't exactly stable.) and went insane.

[CaptainMcClellan]

What's up with the Cap'n anyway?

[blazing glory]

What's up with the Cap'n anyway?

A pirate that dresses and acts like one of the olden pirates,also has a bird named Paul that is special in one way or another.