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[CaptainMcClellan]

I WILL ADDRESS MY SCYTHER'S GREVENCES ONCE WE DEAL WITH THE KATAMARI.

ORDER MY SNEAKY SCYTHERS TO HIDE IN TALL GRASS AND AMBUSH THE PRINCE WHILE HE IS  PASSING BY, AND IN THE BACK AS TOO MAKE SURE THAT NONE GET ASSIMILATED BY THE KATAMARI.

[1] That sort of backwards thinking will not be tolerated in the New Cheesistan. Coup ensues. Comrade General Xeljanz of the People's Army of the Soviet Scyther Republic of Cheesistan and Outlying Territories (ССРЧ) now presides over the New Capitol Poketwo-Scizzorigrad (НКПС/NCPS, formerly Microphonia ), announces plans to rename it Xeljanzistrad.
[8]Quick turn! ( There were no survivors. )

Many strange things.

Jarl retreats to underground sanctuary to restore/grow power

[4]The Jarl proclaims loudly and dramatically "TO THE SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR!" whilst striking a pose. After an awkward pause, he scurries down to the subway.

Attempt to get all of the Trapisti to the land that I bought.

Also attempt to move the entire Trapisti temple to my land.

[6]And thus the Great Migration of '015 (The Exodus of the Transvestites) began...
[5] ~ Humourous image to come when I make/find one ~

Rest

Send out an offer to start training people

[4]You take a quick siesta.
[7] Using your newfound Instantaneous Journalism technique, you publish an ad in/on all Cheesistani media: including social media. You have your pick of pupils from all around Cheesistan and outlying areas.

Find a place that offer training
Go to that place
((I'm not doing Spawn.))

[2] IN SOVIET CHEESISTAN, PLACE FINDS YOU! ( You are absorbed in a passing by Beirus, being transmitted to his mental realm. )
[6]Having been absorbed into Beirus, you have arrived at the perfect place for training. All it cost you was your physical body. In return, as a means of apology Mental Beirus offers to train you and teach you how to be a Spirit-Cloud-Person.

CaptainMcClellan: Absorb more things into my Katamari

Marchioness: Take a vacation from the plot for a while so the GM has less things to take care of.

[5] * bobbing head to the beat while I roll my katamari * Hashitta, magatta, Sokorajuu kakemegutte mita, Mawashita, mawatta,Teatari shidai ni korogashita, Kuttsuketa, kumikonda, Iroiro na mono wo getto shita...
[5]The Marchioness goes off to be 2spooky somewhere else.

Enlargen katamari, make father proud.

[5]You continue rolling up Microphonia, but for a measly 5 you get only reminders of how very short we think you are. We are not impressed with a measly five. Surely we could make a katamari worth a 7 on the d8, an elegant and regal katamari worthy of the King of All Cosmos. A katamari that would impress even mother... ( etc. etc. )

[Dorsidwarf]

Form the United Stations, a series of subway stations just outside Cheesistan, with a station at every border crossing.

[poketwo]

USE CONTERCOUP WITH THE FIRST SCYTHER TO EVOLVE INTO A SCIZOR!

[CaptainMcClellan]

USE CONTERCOUP WITH THE FIRST SCYTHER TO EVOLVE INTO A SCIZOR!

I was under the impression that was you. ._. That's why I named the capitol what I did. I mean, you're welcome to have a coup with yourself, I'd just like some clarification.

[poketwo]

USE CONTERCOUP WITH THE FIRST SCYTHER TO EVOLVE INTO A SCIZOR!

I was under the impression that was you. ._. That's why I named the capitol what I did. I mean, you're welcome to have a coup with yourself, I'd just like some clarification.

NO, I MEAN THE SCIZOR THAT RAN AWAY AFTER THE INSURRECTION STARTED LOSING.

[CaptainMcClellan]

USE CONTERCOUP WITH THE FIRST SCYTHER TO EVOLVE INTO A SCIZOR!

I was under the impression that was you. ._. That's why I named the capitol what I did. I mean, you're welcome to have a coup with yourself, I'd just like some clarification.

NO, I MEAN THE SCIZOR THAT RAN AWAY AFTER THE INSURRECTION STARTED LOSING.

Oh! Wow, I didn't even remember that! Okay, thanks.

[Beirus]

((Did you remember that I'm Superman now?))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Did you remember that I'm Superman now?))

(( Yea, more or less... but still that doesn't change the outcome of the roll? ))

[Beirus]

((It was just a thing I wanted to bring up. Because I'm Superman.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((It was just a thing I wanted to bring up. Because I'm Superman.))

(( XD That's almost as bad/funny as all the "I'm Batman" memes. So while you're online, do you want to go ahead and post a command?))

[Beirus]

Recruit the best pupils.

Start training them.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Start training people.

If that fails, do it better.

Please edit that so the commands are a bit more differentiated. You're not even trying to make it sound like you're not just saying "reroll" for your second command.

[Prophet]

Fortify the borders of my land.

Send Trapisti agents into Cheesistan to infiltrate the Communist/Scyther government.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Okay. Notification of impending roll. This post will self-destruct on roll. Also, there's some important news about this Roll to Dodge that needs everyone's attention. I will announce that soon. PREPARE THYSELVES.

[H4zardZ1]

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Train a little bit more.

Do things with trees.