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[Lyeos]

Eat the Katamari, for it is my destiny to defeat that which can only grow by devouring it.

((Also I cannot read dates))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Basically it's a big rolled up ball of stuff that keeps absorbing more stuff to get bigger.))

((Thanks.))

((Cheesistan is if I remember correctly currently under the control of a ?communist? scyther government. The trap cultists (bow before the trap god heathen swine!) have a plan to flee the country and found their own nation. The GM and the two former leaders of Cheesistan are somewhere? And we just got done killing Cthulhu. Also this may or may not be dead. please don't be!  ))

(( Not dead, I was just doing lifey things like visiting my girlfriend, buying videogames, and figuring out college things. If I miss someone's roll, I apologize, but I know I need to get this rolling soon. Yes, that is a pune. ))

Eat the Katamari, for it is my destiny to defeat that which can only grow by devouring it.

((Also I cannot read dates))

(( Welcome back Lyeos. ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

How can this be? Musicality damaged! I must heal this!

Restore musicality!
~Image to come~
Improve musicality! Become more musical than ever before!

[5]* recovery fanfare *

[3]We all wish it were that easy. Out of pity, here's a coupon:

Go train on that mountain again.

Develop new PSI or martial arts technique.

[7]You train to just the point before exhaustion. It's a good feeling.
[3]Damn! Take it easy on yourself! You've already mastered several forms of martial arts and psi techniques, you're wearing out your form.

YES!!!! SEE THE STATE OF MY MY NEWLY WON BY REBELLION COUNTRY!!
AND ALSO SEE THE STATE OF MY FORCES.

[4]Damaged by the revolution and all the civil unrest, impending doom by katamari.
[8]They are planning a coup! React quickly to pacify them.

Invent a device that can make blind people see again, if it succeeds, make a force field generator. If the sight-enabler does not work, get some Mozzerella chesse.

(( Reminder, please use bold text so that I can see your commands. ))
[1]You drop your mozzerella. Welcome to Cheesistan. Beware of Katamari!

Find some unclaimed land neighboring Cheesistan.

If I find some land claim it and turn it into a new country named Trapistan.

((Well since this country is now under new management i'm going to abandon ship and go back to my old objective. Creating a theocracy named Trapistan.))

[4]It's not unclaimed... but the neighbouring country may be willing to sell it to you and give you partial autonomy, but it's not gonna be a brand-new country exactly.
[5]Well, yes... That's the understanding. You buy a few 100 square miles and they don't really care what you do with it, but they will want to tax you for it even after you're bought it.

MAYBE WE SHOULD RESTART CHEESISTAN GAIDEN? DUE TO THE RECENT SCYTHER INSURGENCY AND SUCCESSFUL TAKEOVER.

(( I'll put it to a vote, but given the update rate of Cheesistan proper, do you really think that's wise? Also, keep in mind, next semester will be remedial courses for me. ))

Ack, forget it. Cease fleeing.

Eat the Katamari, for it is my destiny to defeat that which can only grow by devouring it.

((Also I cannot read dates))

(( Hooray. ))
[1]Not sure how you failed stopping, but yea,
[3]The katamari is larger than you... the results are predictable.

Giegue: Create a mental realm to flee to with Maria.
Kanaya: Overcome the effects of whatever you've been dosed with.
CaptainMcClellan: Produce my own katamari and start rolling up things in Cheesistan to be able to combat the prince's already gigantic katamari.
Marchioness: Go bother your mom

[6]Bye reality!
...Greetings from Magicant!
[6]You start to realize that you're not thinking clearly, which is strange for you... you stop in place. Bad move.
[5]Na-na-na-na-na-na, na na-na-na-na-na I manage to roll up Kanaya along with the other things on this street.
[6]It goes a little like this:

ROLL KATAMARI ROLL!!!

[2]The katamari crashes into a skyscraper and pieces fly off everywhere.

RECOVER POLYGONS.

[5]Definition intensifies.

(( More things to do, more pictures to find. ))

[poketwo]

I WILL ADDRESS MY SCYTHER'S GREVENCES ONCE WE DEAL WITH THE KATAMARI.

ORDER MY SNEAKY SCYTHERS TO HIDE IN TALL GRASS AND AMBUSH THE PRINCE WHILE HE IS  PASSING BY, AND IN THE BACK AS TOO MAKE SURE THAT NONE GET ASSIMILATED BY THE KATAMARI.

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Wow, it sure is dead in here. ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Currently attempting to attract players back/new players. ))

[Generally me]

I don't even know what this is or what is happening

[WillowLuman]

Many strange things.

Jarl retreats to underground sanctuary to restore/grow power

[Prophet]

Attempt to get all of the Trapisti to the land that I bought.

Also attempt to move the entire Trapisti temple to my land.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I don't even know what this is or what is happening

Please read. Much fun.

[H4zardZ1]

I don't know what to do. Tips?

[Beirus]

Rest

Send out an offer to start training people

[CaptainMcClellan]

I don't know what to do. Tips?

A good entering command if you like being trolled by random number generators is: Enter Cheesistan

Due to the fact that this and Sleep are quite possibly the two most likely commands to fail, I'd recommend something like: Flee city or Find Beirus and receive training if this is your first entry into the game. I'm planning to roll in an hour or two. Have your command posted by then if you want to be part of this roll, or else you'll have to wait for the next roll. Since I generally try to wait for the large majority of players to respond with their commands and due to us all having different life obligations/hobbies/time zones, that could be a while. I'm really trying to not let it schedule slip again though! Also, as a player, you have a right to PM me once a month if I haven't been rolling often enough. I'm staying up right now working on programming my video game and watching Youtube, but I am getting kinda tired so...

[H4zardZ1]

Find a place that offer training
Go to that place
((I'm not doing Spawn.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((I'm not doing Spawn.))

(( Wise choice. ;p Rolling now. ))