I WILL ADDRESS MY SCYTHER'S GREVENCES ONCE WE DEAL WITH THE KATAMARI.
ORDER MY SNEAKY SCYTHERS TO HIDE IN TALL GRASS AND AMBUSH THE PRINCE WHILE HE IS PASSING BY, AND IN THE BACK AS TOO MAKE SURE THAT NONE GET ASSIMILATED BY THE KATAMARI.
[1] That sort of backwards thinking will not be tolerated in the New Cheesistan. Coup ensues. Comrade General
Xeljanz of the People's Army of the Soviet Scyther Republic of Cheesistan and Outlying Territories (ССРЧ) now presides over the New Capitol Poketwo-Scizzorigrad (НКПС/NCPS, formerly Microphonia ), announces plans to rename it Xeljanzistrad.
[8]Quick turn! ( There were no survivors. )
Many strange things.
Jarl retreats to underground sanctuary to restore/grow power
[4]The Jarl proclaims loudly and dramatically "TO THE SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR!" whilst striking a pose. After an awkward pause, he scurries down to the subway.
Attempt to get all of the Trapisti to the land that I bought.
Also attempt to move the entire Trapisti temple to my land.
[6]And thus the Great Migration of '015 (The Exodus of the Transvestites) began...
[5] ~ Humourous image to come when I make/find one ~
Rest
Send out an offer to start training people
[4]You take a quick siesta.
[7] Using your newfound Instantaneous Journalism technique, you publish an ad in/on all Cheesistani media: including social media. You have your pick of pupils from all around Cheesistan and outlying areas.
Find a place that offer training
Go to that place
((I'm not doing Spawn.))
[2] IN SOVIET CHEESISTAN, PLACE FINDS YOU! ( You are absorbed in a passing by Beirus, being transmitted to his mental realm. )
[6]Having been absorbed into Beirus, you have arrived at the perfect place for training. All it cost you was your physical body. In return, as a means of apology Mental Beirus offers to train you and teach you how to be a Spirit-Cloud-Person.
CaptainMcClellan: Absorb more things into my Katamari
Marchioness: Take a vacation from the plot for a while so the GM has less things to take care of.
[5] * bobbing head to the beat while I roll my katamari * Hashitta, magatta, Sokorajuu kakemegutte mita, Mawashita, mawatta,Teatari shidai ni korogashita, Kuttsuketa, kumikonda, Iroiro na mono wo getto shita...
[5]The Marchioness goes off to be 2spooky somewhere else.
Enlargen katamari, make father proud.
[5]You continue rolling up Microphonia, but for a measly 5 you get only reminders of how very short we think you are. We are not impressed with a measly five. Surely we could make a katamari worth a 7 on the d8, an elegant and regal katamari worthy of the King of All Cosmos. A katamari that would impress even mother... ( etc. etc. )